I took this selfie this morning:

See. Do you know any bots that take selfies? Didn't think so. Don't mind the helmet, I'm human under there.

Here's a picture of me trying to convince my son to join me:

He didn't actually "join me"... but we had a good laugh about it after we defeated the emperor together. Good times.

Here is a picture of me doing what I do best, strangling people that disagree with me:

I've never seen any bots strangling humans before. Have you?

If that hasn't convinced you, here I am with my son, finally seeing him with my own two eyes:

This picture is on my fridge, and also my profile pic on Facebook. So proud of that boy.

So you see, I am not a bot... I am a caring, but confused and deformed human with a son and I had major surgery done to keep me alive, which I have to wear a mask so I can breathe. And I'm really really really really really poor (just incase any whales wanna help out, ya know). Don't judge me. I will probably post a link to this blog in everyone else's comments, because everyone needs to know about my sad story.

AND DON'T LISTEN TO OBI WAN... I AM MORE MAN THAN MACHINE!!!!

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