The shocking scene
Are you serious? Did she actually beat her daughter in the street just because of stress from her husband? Zeba opened her big shark face while listening to this gossip. Yes, she did it in front of people, and the daughter did not even react when her mother grabbed her hair and used her shoe to hit her back. It is not like we have not seen this kind of scene before in their family.
Who will be the next target? The daughter-in-law? If they become rich, how will they release their stress? Maybe by slow poisoning the husband or even by giving electric shocks to the wife.
Look, Bhakti, your powers are rising because of this gossip. Hurrah, let’s try some more gossip. But wait, let’s tell the readers who we are. We are the civilian army of Gossipia, and to protect our people from enemies we need powers. We do not need energy drinks or anything else. Gossip itself fuels our energy.
“How will we boost our energy now that we are getting attack news from the southern part of our land?” Taresha asked. “We will all share a single gossip, and this will help us save our land,” someone replied. Zubi then began the juicy gossip tale.
Leena’s background
Leena was a basketball player before she started singing. You can tell by looking at her height. Hehe. Some even joke that Lamarckism explains her tall height, saying she grew it by hanging on the basket while putting balls into it.
This funny “research” was reported by L.L.C. News, who like to support unusual takes on science by calling them higher animals instead of lower ones. Maybe Mark Twain would have been happy to hear this.
Gigi to Mars
Gigi is said to be going to Mars, as there are better chances of her survival there. She can live on bread and grass. In a recent interview with Marshmallow TV, she admitted that her lifestyle does not resemble life on Earth.
Jeena noticed her power level rising, which is why she is called the Storm Queen.
Meme theory and Netflix satire
After the idea of genetic drift, scientists are now talking about a new “meme theory” on social insects. People with this strange instinct would be studied by comparing them to a control group.
If you are a Netflix addict, you can join the experiment. They will take a closer look at your cringe habits. In case of death, Netflix promises to give your family a lifetime membership.
At that moment, Pearo shattered the vase with her ballistic power.
Jackie Chan and SpaceX
Jackie Chan is planning a sponsorship with SpaceX. In this silly world, he will teach rockets martial arts on Jupiter alongside Alain. Elon would supposedly pay him in Dogecoin.
Meanwhile, Meow watched her ice powers grow.
Taylor Swift and zombielia
Taylor Swift has signed a contract declaring her songs the official anthems of Zombielia. They are so moving that officials even want them added to the national syllabus. Blank Space will literally be written in space when SpaceX lands there.
Meanwhile, Ciara unleashed her power, bringing darkness everywhere.
Kardashian and Egyptian mummies
A viral video spread on social media showing a citizen of Botoxia asking Kylie Jenner to become their president. They believe she is the only one capable of surviving endless plastic surgeries.
And here’s a fact for you: Egyptian mummies once copied Kim Kardashian’s hourglass figure before going into eternal sleep.
Meanwhile, Diliia lit the bonfire with her power.
The team prepares and power drain
The girls stood ready to face the enemy, shouting in unison. They searched the southern part of the land but found nothing. Suddenly a sharp sound broke the silence.
“They’re here!” Dillia whispered, darting into an unknown direction.
“Who could be out here in the twilight? Maybe he doesn’t know about our powers,” someone murmured.
“Your Highness,” Liana said, answering a call, “we have a shortage of food after the electricity shut down.”
“Where are you reporting from?” Meow asked sharply.
“From the southern part,” came the reply.
“Trace his location,” another voice ordered.
“I’m on it,” Ciara mumbled. “It’s only a few kilometers away. Let’s fly there.”
“Turn on the enemy indicator. Our signals are being jammed,” Jennie demanded.
“Show us the way, Kate!”
“I can’t,” Kate groaned. “My powers are fading. My head is spinning.”
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