<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 15:25:23 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@doctorlawyerjr/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Soda Water – Can It Kill?]]></title><description><![CDATA[This morning, I woke up as parched as a piece of toast. A toast retoasted in the toaster. I was damn thirsty, and not for the club, no, no no no. I hit up the club last night with my homeboys. 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Unless you like your lungs greased, I'd probably just eat it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@doctorlawyerjr/wtf-did-i-find-on-steemit-new-butterfly-humans-marijuana-soaked-in-bacon-grease-wtf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@doctorlawyerjr/wtf-did-i-find-on-steemit-new-butterfly-humans-marijuana-soaked-in-bacon-grease-wtf</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[doctorlawyerjr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 02:38:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ1Jsk2nWhUehNojfqxY2dBgfV7YoHxwZBzWCFEmAt1Tkb5KG9s2U58rgLGD8QtqntuJ1y9wrmU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Nihilist – Words of Meaning (Today's Theme: The Average American Lunch)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings, I am Saddam Sulkin. I present to you Words of Meaning. Today's theme is The Average American Lunch. Let us begin. Sandwich Square, sponge-like texture. Innards contain an oft-used spread of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@doctorlawyerjr/the-nihilist-words-of-meaning-today-s-theme-the-average-american-lunch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@doctorlawyerjr/the-nihilist-words-of-meaning-today-s-theme-the-average-american-lunch</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[doctorlawyerjr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2018 21:45:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQyotRPt1Hd7fPufGf1WCpCvB7qBKbTkLQt66e7vTsD9YCXQ2J2ojvN5xWVWfCCRinqHwcc94UPxTyEM9tsBmEKmVM1ragDDx2gsipfwbRPnNX8u956rjxajx1wz7MevMbpZefB7USco7k?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life of a Fish (Visual Poem)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Story Time I used to own a fish. His name was Lil Thug. 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