Ask the statist in the elevator how long it took him to get his elevator permit
Write "Taxation is Theft" on the tip jar at Starbucks, then explain that you only tip in Bitcoin
Ask the homeless man if he said his prayers of thanks this morning to Obama for the smooth city concrete he gets to sleep on
Say to your neighbor, while petting their dog, "I feel like dog-shooting services should really be privatized"...
Walk into your neighbor's house after knocking just once, without obtaining permission, and explain that you don't need a warrant because you have "probable cause to believe there's something in here I voted for myself to have"
When asked for your license and registration, or your name, or any further information, only respond repeatedly with "Roads?"
Ask the one Hillary supporter in your local office how awesome it feels to be able to witness the first Subterranean Lizard Demon being elected.
Talk to a Trump supporter, but instead of using a language they understand, simply make sense.
When someone says "Who are you voting for?" respond by asking them who wipes their ass for them.
When the TSA agent begins a pat down, say "I normally do a few dates before second base, but I'm really trying to get the most BANG for my buck."