Either I'm the last to know....

(in which case - thanks for no one telling me!!!!)

OR

I'm the first to know... and you're welcome!

So why would I dare to try this again, when the box CLEARLY states the same potential lies in green, spa-like colors, most likely luring me to more blood loss. Well - it does look very spa-like, doesn't it? Calming, even. And look at that cool design... I am such a sucker for marketing.

This.... is THE BEST razor on the market. You know how there have been others that say "No need for shave gel"? And then what happens? Your innocent self foolishly picks up that torture device and rakes that bad boy across your unsuspecting skin. Moments later, the whole house reverberates with your primal scream,

"Sweet Mercy! I need a tourniquet! MEDIC!"

Yes - we've all been there.

• Bought it.
• Tried it.

My legs have never felt so smooth in all my life. You wet it. That's it. You literally wet it, and it turns into this magical device that glides over every inch of your leg - leaving behind silk. SILK, I TELL YOU!

It's the coolest razor I have ever had. Now and forever, my dear Intuition, you shall be my razor, and I shall be your girl.