<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 05:33:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@drmashurgulati/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed. . . . Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they're always stuffed.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-7</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 08:31:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 6]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-6</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 16:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 25]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the cat say when the mouse got away? . . . . . . You've got to be kitten me!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-25</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-25</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 12:50:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 24]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? . . . . . . A. The prawn broker.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-24</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-24</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2018 18:02:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 23]]></title><description><![CDATA[Where did the music teacher leave her keys? . . . In the piano.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-23</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-23</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 17:16:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 22]]></title><description><![CDATA[A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible? . . . . . . . . . . . . . She fell off the bottom step!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-22</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-22</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:00:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 21]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-21</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-21</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:05:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 20]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-20</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-20</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 13:37:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 19]]></title><description><![CDATA[Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-19</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-19</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 21:59:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 18]]></title><description><![CDATA[One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else entered the castle while they were there. The next day, three people came out of the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-18</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-18</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 18:55:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 17]]></title><description><![CDATA[Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .. . Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-17</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-17</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:26:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 16]]></title><description><![CDATA[When do you go at red and stop at green? . . .. .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. When you’re eating a watermelon.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-16</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-16</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2018 15:03:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 15]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the cat say when he lost all his money? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . I'm paw!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-15</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-15</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 19:33:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 14]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love both guys and girls yet I'm still single? . . . . . . . . Friend: Guess you'll just be Bi-Yourself]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-14</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-14</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 15:29:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 13]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dude! Can you believe that even after all that shit, They're Still Together?! Friend: Who is? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-13</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 15:23:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 12]]></title><description><![CDATA[I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the fired because I took a couple of days off. 😂]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-12</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2018 23:56:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 11]]></title><description><![CDATA[Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa Found a bottle of Viagra in the sons medicine cabinet, He asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-11</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-11</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 05:44:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 10]]></title><description><![CDATA[They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer. So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-10</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 06:35:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[What has four wheels and flies? . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. A Garbage truck]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-9</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2018 16:02:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny #joke. 8]]></title><description><![CDATA["Give it to me!" She yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@drmashurgulati/funny-joke-8</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drmashurgulati]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 05:08:21 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>