<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 01:59:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@dudedangerous/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[D20 Protocol  July 5th 2022 Update]]></title><description><![CDATA[So, I hope you all have had a pleasant holiday if you did celebrate. for those of you who do not celebrate, I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope this finds you in great, peace and prosperity. There's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-140217/@dudedangerous/d20-protocol-july-5th-2022-update</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-140217/@dudedangerous/d20-protocol-july-5th-2022-update</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-140217]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 23:37:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vlad The Lesbian Impaler]]></title><description><![CDATA[Vlad Tepes, more commonly known to western civilisation as “Vlad the Impaler”, was a well endowed prince who during his bloody reign, employed euphemisms and toilet humour to ensure that his authority]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/vlad-the-lesbian-impaler</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/vlad-the-lesbian-impaler</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2021 04:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Amsterdam Maximator: Jihad In A Can]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Amsterdam Maximator is the Holy Grail of the super lager world. With 11.6% volume of unrefined liver failure, there is very little doubt that this can of gut rot can cause cirrhosis, nausea and even]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/amsterdam-maximator-jihad-in-a-can</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/amsterdam-maximator-jihad-in-a-can</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2021 03:44:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pilgrims and Indians: The Thanksgiving Legacy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Before we begin to delve into the folklore surrounding Thanksgiving, we should first establish the significance of the Pilgrims, prior to their arrival in Newfoundland and of course, the true reason for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/pilgrims-and-indians-the-thanksgiving-legacy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/pilgrims-and-indians-the-thanksgiving-legacy</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2021 21:11:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Acute Gleichschaltung Syndrome]]></title><description><![CDATA[Acute Gleichschaltung Syndrome (AGS) refers to an idiopathic neurological disorder for which there is no known cure. Research dictates that the disease is related to a low protein diet, vegetarians being]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/medical/@dudedangerous/acute-gleichschaltung-syndrome</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/medical/@dudedangerous/acute-gleichschaltung-syndrome</guid><category><![CDATA[medical]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2021 21:03:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sci-Shorts: Who Came First?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile across its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/science/@dudedangerous/sci-shorts-who-came-first</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/science/@dudedangerous/sci-shorts-who-came-first</guid><category><![CDATA[science]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2021 00:41:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Adventures of Glog the Bedshitter]]></title><description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: At the behest of Arch Magister Aubrey Dragonlivers of Chipping Ongar, Essex, this post must be accompanied with some form of mandatory warning. Whilst I was researching for this article (two]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-140217/@dudedangerous/adventures-of-glog-the-bedshitter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-140217/@dudedangerous/adventures-of-glog-the-bedshitter</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-140217]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2021 02:54:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Pit Of Darkness]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sumfukin' toen, UK — Ramblers were astonished to discover that a cosmic hole spanning 20m in diameter appeared out of nowhere for no reason whatsoever. The supernatural discovery, which is approximately]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/the-pit-of-darkness</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/the-pit-of-darkness</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2021 05:34:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Breaking News Curator Assaulted Over Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[The reliable, loving and ever so handsome dude dangerous , was verbally assaulted yesterday when a conservative bible thumper couldn’t take a joke. The vicious attack lasted approximately ten minutes,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/breaking-news-curator-assaulted-over-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/breaking-news-curator-assaulted-over-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2021 21:51:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thine Log Of Wonder]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thine Log Of Wonder dudedangerous (25)in #poems • 6 days ago The following composition was originally written by myself as a festive carol for St. Anne’s Church, Rogerstone. Although I did enjoy coming]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@dudedangerous/thine-log-of-wonder</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@dudedangerous/thine-log-of-wonder</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 18:03:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comfy Circumstances]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two men were arrested on Tuesday after wheeling a dead man through an office block in one of those really cool swivel chairs. The chair itself was of management status and was alleged to be equipped with]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/comfy-circumstances</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@dudedangerous/comfy-circumstances</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:48:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Terrorists? You're screwed]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kunming, China — When your country is threatened by terrorists intent on using aggressive ideologies to undermine your economic status, what do you do? You take a few bricks and smash them over your head,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/world/@dudedangerous/terrorists-you-re-screwed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/world/@dudedangerous/terrorists-you-re-screwed</guid><category><![CDATA[world]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 00:02:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How-to: Microwave Beast Slayer]]></title><description><![CDATA[A young man suffering from demonic possession - along with bearing the mark of Satan - used a circular saw to sever the blasphemous limb from his own body. Once the unorthodox exorcism had taken place,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/diy/@dudedangerous/how-to-microwave-beast-slayer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/diy/@dudedangerous/how-to-microwave-beast-slayer</guid><category><![CDATA[diy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dudedangerous]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2021 22:07:30 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>