These days the worst thing you can be is a white straight (i.e. heterosexual) male. While people of such leanings are under frequent attack with no repercussions and even support, these same attackers likely can also be found talking about white privilege. I never experienced white privilege until recently. Now I guess white privilege translates to being the only target that it is okay and even preferable to be completely racist towards. In fact, many people have some lunacy that you can't be racist against white people. That must be white privilege then. The privilege to be a target of attack with no repercussions to the attacker. The privilege of being targeted with what would be blatant racism if the target were anything but white. That must be the mythic white privilege that is being pushed.
Well don't fret. The politically correct insanity has offered us a safe way to navigate this madhouse.
Simply refer to yourself as a different descriptor that results in the same outcome.
Straight White Male = Lesbian Female
Refer to yourself as a Lesbian Female. You will technically still have a penis, and you will still like to have sexual relations with females. Yet now you've moved two points along the special treatment chart. You now identify as a female though you have a penis. That is one step. You also identify as a Lesbian which is another step.
There is still a problem. You can still be the target of white privilege claims.
So add another descriptor. Call yourself an Albino Black Lesbian Female. There you go. All solved. In the zombie apocalypse this would be a lot like smearing the blood and entrails of zombies all over yourself so that the zombies don't attack you because they think you are one of them.
White women? Don't worry about this. You are covered too. You can do the same thing and refer to yourself as an Albino Black Gay Man.
I hope this helps some of you escape the crazy inquisition of the day. I mean now perhaps you won't be accused of using hate speech by the people that clearly hate you.
They won't hate you as you use the "logical" course of relabeling yourself. To them facts don't matter. Just labels, and feelings.