Dear Germany,
I am truly sorry that your once great, and proud industrious nation has been beaten down into a castrated and meek society. Bearing the guilt and shame from something you had no hand in, either historically or socially... you've been pushed further and further down the social ladder of true freedom and democracy.
Citizens of Germany, please take a stand and get your country back. Otherwise you will not have a country anymore. Your culture will be relegated to the likes of tourist destinations, akin to Disneyland. Everything you've worked so hard to achieve, will be given away right out from under you.
"Sie bedrücken mich nicht!"
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