The Phenomenon of "Cumming Early" is a Lie and a Frustrated Delusion [Sexual Delirium]

People often claim "cumming early" is a bad thing. But how could that possibly be bad if the orgasm is the epitome of sexual intercourse? If you're mentally prepared for sex, feel awesome, think the girl is extremely sexy and cannot wait to get on top of her, then NOT wanting to cum is nothing but insanity, yet it's a common complaint that people tend to have.

There are only two possible reasons why a person experiences "premature ejaculation":

1. Your girlfriend is sooo hot

2. Your girlfriend is sooo hot

Let's look the "problem" right in the eye: If you cum in a matter of seconds, congratulations! You've worked hard to get into a relationship with a 10 out of 10.

• Complaining about cumming early is like complaining that you became a millionaire too soon.
• Complaining about cumming early is like complaining about breaking a sprint world record by several seconds.
• Complaining about cumming early is like complaining your flight not only made it in time, but is 30 minutes early.

So shut the fuck up about it and enjoy it while you still can, for fuck's sake.

If you still insist of said "disorder" is problematic and want a cure, there are, fortunately, solutions. Here are two possible types of cures:

1. Think of something disgusting during foreplay and while having sex.

2. Break up with your super hot girlfriend and get married to a crack addict. Then have sex.

If this doesn't crash your sexual arousal completely, in order to cum after an hour, I don't know what will.

(This guy is sad because he has a hot girlfriend. They had sex, and he experienced incredible pleasure sent from the gods. Somehow this didn't change his mood. Source)

Thank you, and good luck!

/angry Eddie