So invited me to this challenge where all I have to do is make up stories. All I basically have to do give you all sweet lies and don't get caught.
So many of you don't know the story of how armed robbers came to our house and stole one of our swimming pool. People have been reading that story as a joke, but it is my story so I will say what really did not happen.
I can remember how it all started on April 31 2010, I had just come back from my car gagage after taking my private jet for a spin on the road around the neighborhood.
I remember three presidents had just left my house after begging me to consider becoming their citizen and I blatantly refused because the richest man in the world (me) was too busy to even allow them host a G20 summit in my backyard...what insolence!
That was how the president of Nigeria was begging me to manage the money in the national treasury as debt they owed me for shaking his hand on live television. Imagine such insult, me, manage the money in the treasury, that small thing, never!
That was how I even bought banana island and used it for my garden to show you how rich I am, then somebody will be insulting me with an ordinary national treasury.
If I can own the central bank, treasury is a small thing. When they came for my sister's, cousin, niece, friend, brother, girlfriend, father, uncle, friend, cousin's marriage, I gave all attendees a boeing 747 fighter jet...a whole me that they are now insulting with ordinary national treasury.
These people don't know me o, only me that the army sent to wipe out an entire insurgence, I alone flew the jet, navigated the naval ships and was firing armored tanks simultaneously. Is it easy?
Before I forget again and tell you how only my vote won an election, I will tell you what happened. That day, my mind told me to remove the olympic size swimming pool and keep it in the store o, that was how I forgot and they used helicopter to come and steal one out of my six swimming pools in my house.
There is God o...
I nominate and
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