Johnny wanted to f"ck a girl in his office ... But she had a friend ... One day Johnny did not stand, went to her and suggested:
-I'll give you $ 1,000 if you let me f"ck you.
But the girl cut him off:
-No way!
Johnny said:
-I'll be quick, throw the money on the floor, you'll bend, and I'm done before you get up.
She thought for a moment and said she had to consult her boyfriend ... She called the boyfriend and told him about the case. The boy replied:
-Ask him $ 2,000, get the money very quickly, he will not even be able to take off his pants!
So the girl agreed and accepted the proposal. His friend waited for half an hour to call her. Finally, after 45 minutes of waiting he called and asked her what had happened.
She replied:
-The bastard threw coins !!!
Business Lesson
Always consider all aspects of a business proposition before agreeing to bewail you.