What did the Ethereum say to the Bitcoin when the BTC offered him a bologna sandwich ???
He said: "Oh jeez dont scare me like that! For a second I thought you said a Poloniex sandwich"
It's a commentary on my frustrations with the inability to deposit in Ethereum currently within Poloniex, and about how many were trapped with Ethereum that could not be withdrawn yet. I would like to purchase Steem but avoid the shapeshift to BTC while they are out of the parity that I like. If you like Steem, like I now do, then it's not such a bad situation to be stuck with ETH on Poloniex :D. I do absolutely support their efforts at Poloniex and mean them no disrespect; it's just in fun!!! I have faith that ETH deposit and withdrawls will be re-enabled very soon! I like Poloniex.
Maybe he said "ill trade you for my sandwich, but i already took a bite. Let's get outta here!" and the two bitcoins lived happily ever after and grew up to be strong!