There once was a turtle named Skullface
He lived in an old but a new place
He once got ran over
By a fukn lawnmower
But his shell was quite the saving grace

Look at that ding
It's a beautiful thing
Said the dragon to the ox

He looks kinda rough
It makes him look tough
And adds character to his box

I hope you know and realize
We will have to let him go
The winter winds are on the rise
And he'll need to bury himself in a hole

But Dad, but Dad,
he could live with us
If nature weren't so adamant
I'm sure he'd stay the love

The time we had a turtle
That smiled knowing he'd be free
Is etched like many the experience
On Hive for eternity.

REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because I am a Lizard King.