When was the last time you took your kid(s) to the hardware store with you? Recently, I hauled the Warrior Princess with me to Lowe's. The goal, was to fetch some sanding pads to do a little finishing work on a wall that my foot accidentally kicked through.

On the way out, Hive account@khaldeesi met Fernando. Fernando is a gargoyle and frog hybrid. At night, after the store closes and the lights go out, he protects the establishment from invading flies and mosquitoes. He has been known to swallow hoards that number in the thousands, with one flick of his tongue.

Could you imagine how many ladies would love me if I had a tongue like that??? Bwahahahaaa! Maybe if the right one kisses me, I'll grow some frog-like features. REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when my amphibian soul gets jealous of a statue.