I noticed this morning that a mysterious little house was constructed inside our property without our consent!
I was having my breakfast when I heard this weak inhuman sound. Honestly, I freaked out and immediately grabbed a baguette (long bread) — using it for self-defense. Okay, that was stupid. Anyway, I slowly approached the area where the sound seemed to come from. Holding the baguette sword-style, I entered the room. To my surprise, I found a mysterious little house inside the room. That house was not there last night! My heart stopped for a moment when I heard the slow inhuman sound. I knew I had to do something, I had to keep the safety in this house. The intruder must be identified and punished! Then suddenly, the house began to shake weakly and boom... THE INTRUDER REVEALED HIMSELF.
I don’t know him personally. He said his name’s Charlie. He got drunk last night and ended up building a temporary sleeping place inside our house. He was very sorry. And If it wasn’t for the smell of the baguette I held, he wouldn’t wake up at all! I’m not sure if it’s the right decision to forgive him so quickly though...