<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 12:33:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@fancydiamond/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I found out why I look like shit on photographs]]></title><description><![CDATA[I found out why I look like shit on photographs - it´s my face.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fancydiamond/i-found-out-why-i-look-like-shit-on-photographs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fancydiamond/i-found-out-why-i-look-like-shit-on-photographs</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 02:24:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeys]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeys]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fancydiamond/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-banana-surrounded-by-monkeys</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fancydiamond/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-banana-surrounded-by-monkeys</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 22:35:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The next hurricane should be named Donald]]></title><description><![CDATA[The next hurricane should be named Donald]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@fancydiamond/the-next-hurricane-should-be-named-donald</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@fancydiamond/the-next-hurricane-should-be-named-donald</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 19:43:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pocket calculator at school]]></title><description><![CDATA[At school we were not allowed to use a pocket calculator, the teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@fancydiamond/6dp5sp-pocket-calculator-at-school</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@fancydiamond/6dp5sp-pocket-calculator-at-school</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 19:37:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sacrifice President Trump for better weather]]></title><description><![CDATA[An old legend says you have to sacrifice your leaders to get good weather.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sacrifice/@fancydiamond/sacrifice-president-trump-for-better-weather</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sacrifice/@fancydiamond/sacrifice-president-trump-for-better-weather</guid><category><![CDATA[sacrifice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 17:21:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Next Hurricane named Scott Pruitt]]></title><description><![CDATA[The next hurricane should be named Scott Pruitt]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hurricane/@fancydiamond/next-hurricane-named-scott-pruitt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hurricane/@fancydiamond/next-hurricane-named-scott-pruitt</guid><category><![CDATA[hurricane]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 17:16:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sexual intercourse]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember the time when the only thing that the US President did was having sexual intercourse with an intern. Those times are long past.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sexual/@fancydiamond/sexual-intercourse</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sexual/@fancydiamond/sexual-intercourse</guid><category><![CDATA[sexual]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 17:07:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Harry Potter glasses]]></title><description><![CDATA[In Harry Potter books this is implausible: Harry Potter never has to clean his glasses. 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The teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/school/@fancydiamond/pocket-calculator-at-school</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/school/@fancydiamond/pocket-calculator-at-school</guid><category><![CDATA[school]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fancydiamond]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 21:39:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>