<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 22:46:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@felixkayser/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[NASA was preparing for the Apollo project.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/nasa-was-preparing-for-the-apollo-project</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/nasa-was-preparing-for-the-apollo-project</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 17:09:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funn/@felixkayser/a-poor-man-meets-a-rich-man-around-christmas</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funn/@felixkayser/a-poor-man-meets-a-rich-man-around-christmas</guid><category><![CDATA[funn]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 13:21:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.]]></title><description><![CDATA[He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/so-the-pope-is-super-early-for-his-flight</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/so-the-pope-is-super-early-for-his-flight</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:41:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funn/@felixkayser/one-day-einstein-has-to-speak-at-an-important-science-conference</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funn/@felixkayser/one-day-einstein-has-to-speak-at-an-important-science-conference</guid><category><![CDATA[funn]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:33:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/funny-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/funny-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:27:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Its funny]]></title><description><![CDATA[A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/its-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@felixkayser/its-funny</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:22:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Give me money pls.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yea the problem ist i need money psl give me money thx guys.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pewdiepie/@felixkayser/give-me-money-pls</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pewdiepie/@felixkayser/give-me-money-pls</guid><category><![CDATA[pewdiepie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[felixkayser]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 12:36:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>