<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 23:14:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@fomofud/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[My Wife Says....]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@fomofud/my-wife-says</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@fomofud/my-wife-says</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fomofud]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:51:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeoMrkpPidxxf28JNTpdtVAJ1h2PLtjMH3SY5TjDzi9gaaSLTo9q6aWbRyhXCDnYAeD9BnBKLGFyibG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Baywatch]]></title><description><![CDATA[I edited all the slow motion scenes in Baywatch back to regular speed.... The entire series was only 20 minutes long.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fomofud/baywatch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@fomofud/baywatch</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fomofud]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 05:35:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8nehFVyZJrWco3reE1CEhBXBUcozTySHNVrYuUtbLPxYf5uzFvBxYM3qDttE8FK4Sy9dGXcfM18tgqaJxxvDRuLAtekD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My last wish...]]></title><description><![CDATA[on my death bed Me: One thing I want you to do for me... Wife: Name it? Me: I want you to marry Cooper. Wife: (pauses) Are you sure? I thought you hated Cooper? 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