ONE FINE MESS
ONE FINE MESS
BLACK & PERSON
IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD’S MOST NOTABLE AND SOCIETAL REBEL, “EXTREMELY LOUD”, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THIS MUCH, BY NOW...SHE WAS THE WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING, BLACK-AND-WHITE COW.
AND SHE SPENT A LOT OF TIME APPROACHING AND ATTRACTING AND CONNECTING WITH MORTAL INDIVIDUALS AND SOCIABLE ANIMALS TO BECOME SECOND BEST IN PRODUCING AND SEDUCING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS AND NEOPLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS AND PLATONIC PARTNERSHIPS.
AND WHEN WE REFLECT ON “EXTREMELY LOUD”’S VERY INTERESTING AND VANISHING BALLOON RIDE ...A MIND-BLOWING JOURNEY THAT EVOLVED BY PULLING OUT OF LONESOME AND TIMELESS, TO CHANCING ON AND ASSIGNING DATES WITH A GAZILLION OF DIFFERENT BREEDS TO A GAJILLION OF INDIFFERENT CREEDS, TO
Lonesome by Dr. Dog
THE BREATH-TAKING ESCAPE WITH A JAW-DROPPING ELEPHANT, WHICH WAS NAMED “INCREDIBLY CLOSE”...AND THE ALMOST EXACT NUMBER OF MORTAL INDIVIDUALS AND SOCIAL ANIMALS WERE ATTRACTED TO HER MOVEMENT...
Life Is A Highway by Rascal Flatts
THIS IN MIND... HOW WELL-VERSED ARE YOU IN WHAT SHE CAME TO HOLD DEAR TO HER HEART MOST?
New Light by John Mayer
Nobody Knows Who You Are by Dr. Dog
IT WAS THE MOMENT OF CHANCE THAT APPEARED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER EYES, AND IT TOOK ONLY 3 SECONDS WHILE “EXTREMELY LOUD” APPROACHED THE BALLOON, SO THAT “EXTREMELY LOUD” AND “INCREDIBLY CLOSE” CAN EVENTUALLY FLY, AND RISE HIGH...AND HIGHER TO THE MOON, SO THAT “EXTREMELY LOUD” WAS ABLE TO TAKE THIS “ONE FOOLISH PACE FOR STOCK, AND ONE JUMBO LEAD FOR ALL COMPANY ”.
AND SO, IT WAS THIS IMPACTFUL LESSON, BY HER MIND-BLOWING SUCCESS, WHICH LEVITATED “FORTUNE COOKIE”, AS BEING “THE LAST AMONG THE FACES, TO WALK THE EARTH UNMANNED” (I.E. “PURGATORY PEOPLELESS”, D-PENND), TO BE ABLE TO:
Unfamiliar Faces by Matt Costa
- SEDUCE FAMILIAR PEOPLE AND ANIMALS, AND TO CREATE RELATIONSHIPS, SO THAT THE CREATIVE GOALS AND DREAMS AMONG INDIVIDUALS AND SOCIETIES MUST BECOME TRUE.
- ATTRACT UNFAMILIAR ANIMALS AND PEOPLE, AND TO ADD VALUE TO THE PRINCIPLES OF “EXTREMELY LOUD”, SO THAT THE UNIFORM MEANS AND NIGHTMARES AMONG SOCIETIES AND INDIVIDUALS MUST BE AVOIDED.
Underdog by Imagine Dragons
"EXTREMELY LOUD”’S NARRATION VOICE :
THIS SAID...NOW “FORTUNE COOKIE”, WHILE FACING THE MOMENT OF “PUP- FICTION” (I.E. MOMENT OF CHANCE), COULD NOT FEEL MORE SOCIALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SHADOW “EXTREMELY LOUD”...IT SUITABLY FITS THE
MOMENT OF CHANCE WHEN IT COMES TO “ALL OF THE ABOVE”, AND ESPECIALLY WHEN THE 100TH FINAL BALLOON SPACES IN BETWEEN “FORTUNE COOKIE” AND “LIBERTEA”, WHILE TEMPTING BOTH OF THE SOCIAL ACTORS TO POSSIBLY APPROACH, AND TO POSSIBLY RIDE, AND TO POSSIBLY FLY TO THE ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE, SO THAT THEY CAN POTENTIALLY JOIN THE WHOLE NEW SOCIETY, WHICH WAS ESTABLISHED ON THE MOON.
99 Red Balloons by Goldfinger
HENCE, EXPERIENCE SHOWS THAT ALL OF THE “RENEGADES” THAT LANDED ON THE MOON, BY THE AVAILABLE 99 RED BALLOONS, HAVE EVENTUALLY TRANSFORMED INTO SILHOUETTES.
A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall by Bob Dylan
AND THE FINAL SCENE BETWEEN “FORTUNE COOKIE” AND “LIBERTEA” HAPPENS TO TAKE PLACE AT THE PEAK OF EARTH’S HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, “MAUNA KEA”, AS THE WEATHER RAINS
FROM THE MOMENT THAT “FORTUNE COOKIE” BEGAN APPROACHING, HE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZED “LIBERTEA” AS A KINDRED SPIRIT AND FINAL-VERSION CAT WITH LIBERTARIAN IDEAS - THAT’S HOW “FORTUNE COOKIE” KNEW FOR A FACT THAT THIS COLD APPROACH WOULD BE DIFFICULT, BECAUSE THE WISDOM FROM “EXTREMELY LOUD” WOULD ONLY EQUIVOCATE AND EXPEDITE THE SEDUCTION OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS WHO ACTUALLY PREFER TO EXPERIENCE SOCIAL OR EMOTIONAL AFFECTION, AND TO SHARE THIS FEELING WITH OTHERS AS WELL.
Getto Jam by Domino
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
FROM “EXTREMELY LOUD”’S EQUIVOCATORY WORDS ABOUT HOW “FORTUNE COOKIE” IS MONOTONE, AND HESITANT, AND NERVOUS, WHICH TURNS OFF CATS... TO A NEW DOG TRICK FOR DISCOVERING “LIBERTEA”’S INDICATION OF INTEREST ...TO STRAIGHT-FORWARD, CALCULATED PRINCIPLES OF COMFORTING “LIBERTEA” IN ALL THE STIMULATING WAYS TO AROUSE “LIBERTEA”, BY HIS PAW GENTLY TOUCHING HER NOSE, AND TO EVENTUALLY SEDUCE HER, BY LICKING HER FACE...FORTUNE COOKIE IS NOW PLANNING HIS NEXT PACE FOR ACTION.
Do The Trick by Dr. Dog
WHICH BRINGS “LIBERTEA” TO A POETIC VERSE THAT “FORTUNE COOKIE” WAS EVENTUALLY MESMERIZED BY, AND COMMITTED HIMSELF TO MEMORIZE THE LINES, BY, “PURGATORY PEOPLELESS”:
OF ALL THE HOPELESS RENEGADES, OF ALL THE DROWNED STARS WHY MUST I RECOUNT THE TALES, OF EARTH TO PALTRY MARS?
NOW, IT SEEMS AS IF “LIBERTEA” TRIES TO HOLD BACK A SMILE BECAUSE OF THE ANGUISH AND AMBIGUITY AND SOCIAL-COMPARISON THE VERSE CONVEYS,
YET... SHE EVENTUALLY BLUSHES BY “FORTUNE COOKIE”’S ROOT IN WHY THE VERSE MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM... “THE VERSE REMINDS ME OF YOU, ‘LIBERTEA', BECAUSE OF THE DEEPER MEANING OF FREEDOM, AND THE FEARLESSNESS, AND THE SELF- CONFIDENCE THAT YOU REPRESENT,” SAYS “FORTUNE COOKIE”.
AND THEN “LIBERTEA” REALIZES WHAT QUALITIES “FORTUNE COOKIE” SENSES IN HER EVEN MORE, BY EXPLAINING THE VERSE MORE IN DEPTH: “...AS YOU WERE LISTENING TO MY THEATRICAL PRESENTATION, I CAN SENSE THAT YOU ARE SELF- RELIANT, AND INDEPENDENT, AND INTERESTING...AND A ONE OF A KIND INDIVIDUAL,” HE SAYS.
AND SO, THE LAST CAT ON EARTH WHO CONFESSES TO HAVING A LIBERTARIAN VIEW, AND WHO SEEMS TO BE HAVING A TEAR OF JOY ROLL DOWN HER FACE , IS NOW BEING CHARMED BY “FORTUNE COOKIE”.
THUS, WHILE “LIBERTEA” LEARNED HOW TO BECOME SEDUCTIVE TOWARDS OTHER PARTNERS IN THE PAST, BY THE USE OF AROUSAL WORDS, AND IN LIFE BY LEARNING FROM “POLE DANCERS” (ALSO KNOWN AS THE WOMEN AND MEN WHO ACHIEVE THEIR RESULTS EFFORTLESSLY), SHE INSTANTLY DISCOVERED THAT EMBRACING THIS INDEPENDENT MINDSET IS WHAT A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IS ENTIRELY ABOUT...
THE “EXTREMELY LOUD” AND “INCREDIBLY CLOSE” JOURNEY, AND TAKING “ONE FOOLISH PACE FOR STOCK, AND ONE JUMBO LEAD FOR ALL COMPANY ”, SO THAT AN INDIVIDUAL CAN EMOTIONALLY SHARE A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE WITH ANOTHER, AND TO KNOW ONESELF AT A HIGH KEY LEVEL.
NO DOUBT, “FORTUNE COOKIE” LEARNED MORE ABOUT HIS SENSE OF BEING, AS HE LEARNED TO ESTABLISH MORE COMFORT WITH “LIBERTEA”, WHILE LIBERATING HIMSELF FROM THE TIMELY FEEDBACK OF THE EQUIVOCATOR, AS “EXTREMELY LOUD”.
AND MEANWHILE, AS THE LATTER SCENE MOVES ON, AND AS “FORTUNE COOKIE” SENDS A SIGNAL TO THE SKY, SO THAT “EXTREMELY LOUD” CAN SEE, WHICH MEANS HE IS ON HIS OWN, AND THAT HE CAN THINK WITH HIS OWN “FREE ASSOCIATION” FOR IMPROV, AND TO PACE LIBERTEA’S SMILE INTO FINE FLATTERY, BY CREATING HIS OWN PERSONAL SEDUCTIVE MATERIAL.
Paparazzi by Lady Gaga
IN FACT, AS THE LAST 100TH RED BALLOON REMAINS IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO INDIVIDUALS, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT LIBERTEA WAS DEEPLY AFFECTED BY WAS “FORTUNE COOKIE”’S STORY ABOUT HIS FAVORITE BAND, DR. DOG. AND WHEN HE REPEATED THE FOLLOWING VERSE TO “LIBERTEA" (”WHERE’D ALL THE TIME GO?” - DR. DOG), WHICH WAS VERY TIMELY, IT IS ACTUALLY SURPRISING TO SEE THE TWO CHARACTERS SING BETTER TOGETHER:
THERE’S NOTHING TO KEEP YOU FROM FALLING IN LOVE
IT STARTS AT THE BOTTOM
AND COMES FROM ABOVE
Where’d All The Time Go? By Dr. Dog
“FORTUNE COOKIE”’S SINGING VOICE WASN’T ABOUT JUST GETTING “LIBERTEA" TO LAUGH...THE PASSIONATE VERSE WAS DELIVERED SO THAT THEY CAN CREATE A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ABOUT EARTH’S LEVEL, WHICH THEY’RE ALREADY STANDING ON, WHILE LONELY TOGETHER. AND SO, THE ULTIMATE SHARED EXPERIENCE, WHICH WAS ON “MAUNA KEA”, HAD BECOME THE START OF SOMETHING ANEW, BECAUSE “LIBERTEA” AND “FORTUNE COOKIE” BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY FELT CONFIDENT AND ATTRACTIVE WITH ONE’S SELF, WHILE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE OTHER, AND DURING THE FIRST 3 SECONDS, AS THEIR OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVES EVENTUALLY FADED.
AND THIS IS HOW THEY KNEW THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS THEIRS FOR PLEASURE AS OPPOSED TO PLEASE.
TO “LIBERTEA", THAT’S THE COMPLETE MEANING OF FREEDOM...AND A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON...BECAUSE SOCIALLY REJECTING THESE PARTICULAR QUALITIES...SUCH AS FINE COMPLIMENTS, OR FINE FLATTERY, OR EVEN COMIC RELIEF, WHICH STIMULATES A POSITIVE, EMOTIONAL RESPONSE, IT SEEMS TO BE THE BIGGEST SOCIAL CONFLICT OF ALL.
(Cont...) Where’d All The Time Go? By Dr. Dog
AND SO, THE FINAL 100TH RED AIR BALLOON EVENTUALLY FLOATS TO THE MOON, AS A SOLO. AND THE SILHOUETTES, WHILE MOLDING THEIR SHADOWS, NOW GLIMPSE AT THE LAST BALLOON’S ARRIVAL, AS THE POURING RAIN AND THE LOUD THUNDER STOP BELOW.
AND SO, NOW, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CASTS A LONG, COLLECTIVE SHADOW OVER THE NEW AND IMPROVED MOUNTAIN AS “LIBERTEA" AND “FORTUNE COOKIE” DECIDE TO ROMANTICALLY SMOOCH.
Dare You To Move by Switchfoot
(Cont...) Dare You To Move by Switchfoot
IN REFLECTION, THE LACK OF EMPATHY AMONG THE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS DEEPLY INTERFERES WITH ALL OF THE HAPPINESS AND PLEASURES OF ANY SOCIETY, WHICH INCLUDES PERSONAL GOALS, AND DREAMS, AS WELL AS ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, NEOPLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS AND PLATONIC PARTNERSHIPS.
The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani (feat. Akon)
SO, THAT’S WHY "FORTUNE COOKIE” COULDN’T BE MORE PAINFULLY HAPPY THAT “LIBERTEA” ADDED KARAOKE TO THEIR MOMENTS OF RANDI, WHILE REINVENTING THE PLACE WHERE THEY FIRST MET, “MAUNA KEA”.
(...ANIMAL-VERSARY...)
Get Lucky by Daft Punk (feat. Pharrell Williams)
AS THE FIRST “DOG-YEAR” FIRST PASSES ON THE DATE OF THE FIRST DATE OF THEIR FIRST SMOOCH, “FORTUNE COOKIE” PAWS HIS FIRST ARTWORK, SO THAT HE CAN SEED A DATE NIGHT OF KARAOKE IN ORDER TO GET “LUCKY”.
AND LIBERTEA THEN “GETS OFF” DURING THESE LINES, BY JACK JOHNSON:
YEA, IT’S ALWAYS BETTER WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER WE’RE SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN TOGETHER
WELL, IT’S ALWAYS BETTER WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER YEAH, IT’S ALWAYS BETTER WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER
Better Together by Jack Johnson
Try Again by Aaliyah
EQUALLY IMPORTANT, FORTUNE COOKIE ALSO KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT HE “GOT A LOT OUT OF” THIS NEW VERSE AS WELL.
SO WHAT ARE YOU NOW TALKIN’ FOR?
START FOOLIN’ AROUND WITH A LIL’ KARAOKE...
There is No Greater Love by Mike Jones & Penn Jillette