<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 05:32:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@funnydawg/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[It's Only Life]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh life, why do you mock us so? You always leave us wondering, “What does it all matter?” For most of us, each day is the same old rigmarole of daily routines filled with daily obstacles. Our fond memories]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@funnydawg/it-s-only-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@funnydawg/it-s-only-life</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[funnydawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2017 21:00:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Living With Death]]></title><description><![CDATA[Recently I found out from that I’m dying. The news really dampened my day. My doctor says that everyday I’m alive I get closer to death; he predicts I may not make it past 90. Wow, dying. Now it’s all]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/death/@funnydawg/living-with-death</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/death/@funnydawg/living-with-death</guid><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[funnydawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2017 20:02:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cat Makes Me Her Bitch]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I could come back as any animal after my death, it would be a kitty cat. As a writer, I’m at home throughout the day and able to observe my cat, Olaf, as he goes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@funnydawg/cat-makes-me-her-bitch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@funnydawg/cat-makes-me-her-bitch</guid><category><![CDATA[cat]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[funnydawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:15:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[American History In A Nutshell]]></title><description><![CDATA[In 1623, England sent a group of settlers over on the Mayflower to live in a new world. These people were fondly known as convicts. The British rejects bravely chose the new land over the guillotine. Once]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@funnydawg/american-history-in-a-nutshell</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@funnydawg/american-history-in-a-nutshell</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[funnydawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 20:06:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Horrendous Dates]]></title><description><![CDATA[Finding that right somebody is hard. Some would say impossible. (I’m with that “some.”). The two sexes are just so different. For instance, if I wore one of my brother’s shirts, he didn’t care. But, boy,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sex/@funnydawg/horrendous-dates</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sex/@funnydawg/horrendous-dates</guid><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[funnydawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 02:46:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>