Two men are walking down the street. There are two women in front of them.
One says:
Look! Do you see those two women? The one on the right is my wife, and the one on my left is my lover. And to tell you honestly, she's a perfect mistress.
The second men say:
No way! This is my wife on the left, and the one on the right is my mistress. And to tell you honestly, she's a perfect mistress.
Suddenly both feel and pause, then add one voice:
"So they can, when they want bloody hell!"
Have a fun day :D
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