<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:08:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@gbert/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Trumpbaby]]></title><description><![CDATA[A cartoon picturing Donald Trump as a baby in shitty diapers, draging the world down, has gone viral. It is by a norwegian artist named Christian Bloom.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/trump/@gbert/trumpbaby</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/trump/@gbert/trumpbaby</guid><category><![CDATA[trump]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2016 12:30:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3q52DkcPcpmLGMgYrH3cJCFuzVzT59d5SnoEy5nePxcLHs2Uadgpz5os9ErDzKBNY2HGXnZWnBUxe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gadgets that I have and you didnt know you wanted as well]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here is a little collection of a few of my gadgets. Buy them and be happy. Money can buy you gadgets = money can buy you love. Toepenholder. Look it up on Aliexpress.com. The one place for cheap gadgets]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gadgets/@gbert/gadgets-that-i-have-and-you-didnt-know-you-wanted-as-well</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gadgets/@gbert/gadgets-that-i-have-and-you-didnt-know-you-wanted-as-well</guid><category><![CDATA[gadgets]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2016 08:26:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCoV9UZngSq4x2hPSWM5pwRPwN63BzFoWnCQpWwG9wfQU73qcFhVx4cCAJUPKJ3GiqmWEBPGMxNWWTiRD5h88tWVz84eSNxdwozxoqHZ9bwc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boattripping and islandhopping on a weekday in Norway]]></title><description><![CDATA[In our sparetime we Norwegians mostly go for walks around something (like a lake), or over something (like a little mountain). But those of us that live by the sea also go on boatrides. 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The boat is an ambulanceboat, and covers the islands outside of Stavanger in Norway (see img below). I thought i could share what happens]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@gbert/the-life-as-a-boatdoctor-in-norway-ama</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@gbert/the-life-as-a-boatdoctor-in-norway-ama</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2016 22:01:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEt3FA7GFqXQVsUuYE8fuwBPpuHBhQEPMqqDr273t7dpBT5igH5UdZCvvp8YSMm5YdZbSWpe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thats the sixth walk today]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@gbert/thats-the-sixth-walk-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@gbert/thats-the-sixth-walk-today</guid><category><![CDATA[dog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2016 08:43:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCMLBDx9WXcHPCa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do pedophiles love Halloween?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Free home delivery.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-pedophiles-love-halloween</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-pedophiles-love-halloween</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2016 12:55:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you break a blonde girls nose?]]></title><description><![CDATA[You whip your dick out under a glass table.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/how-do-you-break-a-blonde-girls-nose</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/how-do-you-break-a-blonde-girls-nose</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2016 12:50:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do Santa Claus have such big balls?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Its because he only comes once a year.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-santa-claus-have-such-big-balls</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-santa-claus-have-such-big-balls</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2016 12:36:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do men have girlfriends?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Its the easiest way to get the sperm from the bedroom to the toilet without getting out of bed.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-men-have-girlfriends</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@gbert/why-do-men-have-girlfriends</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2016 12:30:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A masturbating carpenter]]></title><description><![CDATA[A carpenter was working on a roof. 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