Here's to a little bit of humor and laughs before calling it a night (or day). Hope you enjoy this one.
In a toilet of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In a warehouse:
WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
In an office lunchroom in London:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
In a health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
In a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
At a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
In a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
On a leaflet:
IF YOU CAN'T READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
*All images courtesy of Pixabay.
Thanks for your time and visit. If you do happen to see any sign(s) that tell a story please feel free to write it down on the comments below. May you all have a pleasant and blessed weekend ahead.