Bill and his date, Mary were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when Mary stopped Bill
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex," she said.
Bill just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they went on to have mind-blowing sex for the next hour.
After they were done, and had smoked a cigarette, Bill just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked Mary
"Well.........",Bill replied,
"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to Newcastle is £150