Christmas came early when 
I feel like Scrooge McDuck playing with some shiny silver while my wife is out shopping for gifts
To get in the spirit I turned on these lightup Christmas trees we got at Walmart. Nothing says Christmas like cheap plastic decorations made at a sweatshop in China
They're actually pretty cool but it was hard to show all the colors on my crappy phone. Take my word for it they're mezmerizing. A stocking worth of cannabis helps add to their splendor too..
Well that's enough of this. Perhaps I'll go beat my Yule log around before she gets back? Too far? ..Yeah whatcha expect, this is 
Have a great night,