<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 08:13:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@goodjokes/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Glossary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Glossary Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/glossary</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/glossary</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2019 00:11:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2EiS5HeUJY9pZAyHWBQ79Vnq5uYbWJ6DnSL3wXezVMXjqjjt9869LH75uq4KXMfVm8D6jPWiLbp1yYSeUfJRhvMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Expectations]]></title><description><![CDATA[Expectations It never goes over very well.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/expectations</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/expectations</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 23:54:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2MUipR6XLMHrRtm6GrqS9ABRGyCch51VbxCVdTt5hC5nxAV9MWcSFd9j9rV8fta6z2baqeCsqPX14EWT48eNYK6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Old Guy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Old Guy People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/79ftz7-old-guy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/79ftz7-old-guy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 00:29:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2erXHNpnihimQxWE3idZPHewjqezXL8Sd5A8VK6pcHVgRtEf9oZYXBshkaK38qdjRxezjDwVr72LQ4aENSmjqKxA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Old Guy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Old Guy "The tip's for carding me," he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/2dsrsa-old-guy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/2dsrsa-old-guy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 23:48:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2EiS5HeUJY9pZAyHWBQ79Vnq5uYbWJ6DnSL3wXezVMXjqjjt9869LH75uq4KXMfVm8D6jPWiLbp1yYSeUfJRhvMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Concern]]></title><description><![CDATA[Concern With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/concern</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/concern</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 23:35:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2MUipR6XLMHrRtm6GrqS9ABRGyCch51VbxCVdTt5hC5nxAV9MWcSFd9j9rV8fta6z2baqeCsqPX14EWT48eNYK6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bedside]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bedside “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/bedside</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/bedside</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 23:48:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2erXHNpnihimQxWE3idZPHewjqezXL8Sd5A8VK6pcHVgRtEf9oZYXBshkaK38qdjRxezjDwVr72LQ4aENSmjqKxA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wrong]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wrong An ambulance! What do you think?!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/wrong</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/wrong</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 00:18:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2EiS5HeUJY9pZAyHWBQ79Vnq5uYbWJ6DnSL3wXezVMXjqjjt9869LH75uq4KXMfVm8D6jPWiLbp1yYSeUfJRhvMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Making Amends]]></title><description><![CDATA[Making Amends “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/making-amends</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/making-amends</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2019 23:59:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2GqB7beVoUK9SQxMoZmGfob2gV3j65mzyj5RUBSoHZrUMNgwaaBkujX1Jk4cLM8HihWdDZTf3ukb3ES6LdgwF7r6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Friend’s Pregnancy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Friend’s Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/friend-s-pregnancy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/friend-s-pregnancy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2019 23:47:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2TGUcNPSXq4zcxLfuS83kj9LfwzTbCtNSF8adDfbQzmMV7DXJ4u65rTzujRNM8o8fcfmYhzRX2Ug5wqmEFKdGCTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kitchen Utensil]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kitchen Utensil The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale. It’s a pooper-scooper.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/kitchen-utensil</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/kitchen-utensil</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2019 23:48:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2MUipR6XLMHrRtm6GrqS9ABRGyCch51VbxCVdTt5hC5nxAV9MWcSFd9j9rV8fta6z2baqeCsqPX14EWT48eNYK6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scooby-Doo]]></title><description><![CDATA[Scooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/scooby-doo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/scooby-doo</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2019 00:29:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2erXHNpnihimQxWE3idZPHewjqezXL8Sd5A8VK6pcHVgRtEf9oZYXBshkaK38qdjRxezjDwVr72LQ4aENSmjqKxA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Walking Dead]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Walking Dead Watch The Walking Dead with someone who’s super into it so every time a zombie appears, you can pull the old, “Wait, who’s this, now?”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/the-walking-dead</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/the-walking-dead</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 22:17:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2EiS5HeUJY9pZAyHWBQ79Vnq5uYbWJ6DnSL3wXezVMXjqjjt9869LH75uq4KXMfVm8D6jPWiLbp1yYSeUfJRhvMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[80s Taught Her]]></title><description><![CDATA[80s Taught Her If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/80s-taught-her</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/80s-taught-her</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2019 22:14:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2GqB7beVoUK9SQxMoZmGfob2gV3j65mzyj5RUBSoHZrUMNgwaaBkujX1Jk4cLM8HihWdDZTf3ukb3ES6LdgwF7r6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Work Emails]]></title><description><![CDATA[Work Emails Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me. Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/work-emails</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/work-emails</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:47:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2TGUcNPSXq4zcxLfuS83kj9LfwzTbCtNSF8adDfbQzmMV7DXJ4u65rTzujRNM8o8fcfmYhzRX2Ug5wqmEFKdGCTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Confusion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Confusion My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/confusion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/confusion</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 23:38:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2MUipR6XLMHrRtm6GrqS9ABRGyCch51VbxCVdTt5hC5nxAV9MWcSFd9j9rV8fta6z2baqeCsqPX14EWT48eNYK6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bikini Dangers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/bikini-dangers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/bikini-dangers</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2019 23:40:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2erXHNpnihimQxWE3idZPHewjqezXL8Sd5A8VK6pcHVgRtEf9oZYXBshkaK38qdjRxezjDwVr72LQ4aENSmjqKxA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Grandkids Belong]]></title><description><![CDATA[Grandkids Belong There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/grandkids-belong</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/grandkids-belong</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2019 22:28:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2EiS5HeUJY9pZAyHWBQ79Vnq5uYbWJ6DnSL3wXezVMXjqjjt9869LH75uq4KXMfVm8D6jPWiLbp1yYSeUfJRhvMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pickle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pickle “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?” Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/pickle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/pickle</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2019 23:37:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2GqB7beVoUK9SQxMoZmGfob2gV3j65mzyj5RUBSoHZrUMNgwaaBkujX1Jk4cLM8HihWdDZTf3ukb3ES6LdgwF7r6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Baseball Glossary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Baseball Glossary Line drive: the reason you can’t play shortstop. Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine. Marc Philippe Eskenazi, in the New Yorker]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/baseball-glossary</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/baseball-glossary</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2TGUcNPSXq4zcxLfuS83kj9LfwzTbCtNSF8adDfbQzmMV7DXJ4u65rTzujRNM8o8fcfmYhzRX2Ug5wqmEFKdGCTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Language Tapes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Language Tapes During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/language-tapes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@goodjokes/language-tapes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[goodjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2019 23:53:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2MUipR6XLMHrRtm6GrqS9ABRGyCch51VbxCVdTt5hC5nxAV9MWcSFd9j9rV8fta6z2baqeCsqPX14EWT48eNYK6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>