hispaliterario 37/ ¿cómo empieza el cuento?/El zorro vegetariano [ESP]/[ENG]
Saludos amigos amantes de las letras y comunidad de 
Por acá me estoy sumando a la iniciativa numero 37 propuesta por 
Para este ejercicio poético escogí para iniciar mi cuento la pareja de frases siguiente:
"Al zorro puso un granjero
a cuidarle el gallinero"
EL ZORRO VEGETARIANO
Al zorro puso un granjero
a cuidarle el gallinero
todo el mundo se extrañaba
¿Qué carajo le pasaba?
a nadie con cordura
se le ocurre tal locura
El tranquilo respondía
a todo el que se oponía:
este zorro está amaestrado
desde chico lo he criado,
solo come vegetales
hortalizas y cereales
No tolera carne cruda
pues se enferma y estornuda
y si prueba gallinita
se marea y se vomita.
Por eso lo he colocado
del gallinero encargado
Todo iba de lo mejor
con el zorro cuidador
Pero un día muy coqueta
aparece zorra inquieta
al zorrito ha enamorado
y dormido lo ha drogado
Llamó a sus compañeros
a cenar al gallinero
Enseguida y como el viento
llegaron zorros hambrientos
le cayeron como hormigas
y llenaron sus barrigas
Era tanta aquella hambruna
que no se salvó ninguna
La moraleja del cuento
Me da mucho sentimiento
Una zorra traicionera
nunca es buena compañera
Y se lleva de tu lado
lo que esfuerzo te ha costado.
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ENGLISH VERSION
Greetings friends, lovers of literature and the
This way I'm joining the 37th initiative proposed by
For this poetic exercise I chose the following pair of sentences to start my story:
The fox was put by a farmer
to take care of the henhouse “
THE VEGETARIAN FOX
The farmer put a fox
to take care of the henhouse
everyone was wondering what was wrong with him?
What the fuck was wrong with him?
no one with any sense
would come up with such madness
He calmly answered
to anyone who objected:
this fox is trained
I have raised him since he was a boy,
it eats only vegetables
vegetables and cereals
He does not tolerate raw meat
because it gets sick and sneezes
and if it tastes chicken
he gets dizzy and vomits.
That is why I have placed him
from the henhouse in charge
Everything was going great
with the fox keeper
But one day a very flirtatious
a restless fox appears
she made the little fox fall in love
and drugged him while he was asleep
I call his companions
to dine in the henhouse
And then, like the wind
came hungry foxes
they fell on him like ants
and filled their bellies
The famine was so great
that no one was spared
The moral of the story
It gives me a lot of feeling
A treacherous bitch
Is never a good companion
And takes away from you
What you've worked so hard for.
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