<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:48:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@groovatti/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Cloudy with a Chance of Sh*t Coins]]></title><description><![CDATA[After spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new financial instruments. 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Don’t care who you gas as long as you get it out of your ass? Don’t care who’s nostrils you infect? You go over to friends’]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@groovatti/how-to-light-a-fart-on-fire-and-not-burn-down-the-house-or-singe-the-pets</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@groovatti/how-to-light-a-fart-on-fire-and-not-burn-down-the-house-or-singe-the-pets</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[groovatti]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2019 10:09:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57stzzfxEVzqSwkQ9Jxu3iDodA9ft4FrT3bLkuYTbF383jkSUveRkPKVPQASYp9e6ShACH4L2wZejtp7VijvUTo?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fiery Hemorrhoid Remedy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that you couldn’t stand or sit without wanting to scream? If not, consider yourself lucky! 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