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An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.
Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"
The woman yelled, "Hell no, they are not. One is 9 years old and the other is 7 years old. Why the hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?"
Akpors replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"