HardFork is like a pizza with pineapple on it. Personally I like it a lot. I am afraid of some ingredients that I can't even fully recognize, but I trust my chef about it.
Of course there are people that consider pineapple pizza as a crime against humanity, at least in their publicly expressed stances, but it looks like there is no one serving broccoli salad today, so either prepare and eat your own pizza or honestly reconsider eating what the most experienced chef around is serving you (or starve to death).
Have you tried to order a pizza with your friends?
How much time it takes you to get a consensus about toppings?
Are you allergic to some of them or just complaining but never tried?
Enjoy your meal!