Okokobioko
Okokobioko
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:
PASTOR: How are you?
ME: I'm fine Daddy.
PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.
ME: (No reply)
PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
ME: (No reply)'
PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.
ME: (No reply)
PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.
ME: (No reply)
PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
ME: (No reply)
PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.
ME: (No reply)
PASTOR: My son are you there?
ME: Yes Daddy!
PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.
ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
PASTOR: Alright my son go ahead.
ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
PASTOR: (No reply).
ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations,
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
PASTOR: (No reply)
ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. 😜😜😜😜😜
PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.... 😂😂😂😂😂
Plz keep laughing and forget d bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!!😂😂😂😂