Here is my dream list of survey questions for the long-running gameshow Family Feud.
"Top ten answers are on the board..."
Name something you should never say during a job interview.
Name a time most people go to the store.
Name a direction you would point if you were a signpost.
Name your favorite type of name for a dog.
Name an article of clothing.
Name the one true God.
Name a country that is known for its dogs.
Name something that causes a parade to be a failure.
Name how many weeks you should wait to tell someone if you witness a murder.
Name something that doesn't occur to most people that sign up to be organ donors.
Name a part of the body that is ordinarily not transplantable.
Name a style of medieval architecture.
Name something that smells really bad.
Name a flavor of ice cream that does not exist.
Name one of your friends.
Name a prank that might result in death or imprisonment.
Name a day of the month.
Name a season.
Name Batman's butler.
Name something you might eat.
Name a popular way to commit someone.
Name an item not usually put on a hamburger.
Name a feeling you get when you run over a dog.
Name a species of animal that is totally unnecessary.
If you could kill a cartoon character, which one would you kill and how would you kill it?
More to come!