The moment I have waited for since June has finally arrived.
Steem Monsters battles have finally begun!
I had a ton of fun collecting the cards and could not wait to see them in action.
Well yesterday, my dream came true. I got to see my cards get absolutely destroyed by 
I had no freaking idea what I was doing. And that is OK. I was only playing practice games so my ranking was not tarnished.
Although I am not huge into deck building games, I do have some experience with Magic and a few others. As far as strategy games go, I was actually a pretty good Heroclix player for a while (many rule changes ago). So I do have some experience with the concept behind Steem Monsters.
But I still suck!
I contemplated writing a post and asking for tips on how to play. But then I realized that I would be asking people to give away the secrets that could help them win a tournament. Everybody knows you never ask a magician to reveal his secrets. If he does, he will get kicked out of the The Alliance of Magicians... just ask Gob Bluth.
In order to protect everyone's secret strategy, I would like to propose something fun.
Instead of telling me about your best tricks, I would like to ask for you to build the absolute WORST team possible that costs 20 Mana. Then I would like you to explain why it is the worst.
What is so bad about it?
Why does it have absolutely no chance to win?
Why are the cards so incompatible with each other?
Please answer in the comments to this post. The first 25 people who build a terrible team and explain why it sucks will earn a 10% upvote from me on their comment below.
The absolute worst team will win a pack of steemmonsters.
Now do your worst!