<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 22:00:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@hawk1987/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA["See, it doesn't hurt!"]]></title><description><![CDATA[The fact that the dog walked over to lick the babies face first gets me.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@hawk1987/see-it-doesn-t-hurt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@hawk1987/see-it-doesn-t-hurt</guid><category><![CDATA[dog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 05:51:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn7y2Gm6s9oNiX7xy?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Skinny Kim Jong Un would make the situation with North Korea more intimidating]]></title><description><![CDATA[Skinny Un is the rival in a Korean high school dating sim.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/america/@hawk1987/skinny-kim-jong-un-would-make-the-situation-with-north-korea-more-intimidating</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/america/@hawk1987/skinny-kim-jong-un-would-make-the-situation-with-north-korea-more-intimidating</guid><category><![CDATA[america]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2017 16:31:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnkGD234qcuYiQZ74F4J3eTG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Restaurant closed, for good reason.]]></title><description><![CDATA["You will take two weeks holiday on this date, you will go to Thailand, and you will see your family, any questions?" "Yeah, uh, I kinda wanted to go to Disneyland this year.."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/restaurant/@hawk1987/restaurant-closed-for-good-reason</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/restaurant/@hawk1987/restaurant-closed-for-good-reason</guid><category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:56:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnj9vU7gbZ1CdW4PH3L6wjsC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[US soldiers in Vietnam hear the radio report that they're going home]]></title><description><![CDATA[They look so young.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/usa/@hawk1987/us-soldiers-in-vietnam-hear-the-radio-report-that-they-re-going-home</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/usa/@hawk1987/us-soldiers-in-vietnam-hear-the-radio-report-that-they-re-going-home</guid><category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:57:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5bEGgqZEHBMeAKFhJqo6fJWjZRJNTKgJd1xm7XpUQyTnQJ6MQdxMs5TbUYdk6ZP5joyShPPMvVTrpPdUiX63rDrW7izBk8Ym?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[These girls out here gettin' down, when suddenly...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I watched a video just like this except I don't remember the guy being Bill Nye and it was on Brazzers]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/these-girls-out-here-gettin-down-when-suddenly</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/these-girls-out-here-gettin-down-when-suddenly</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2017 14:33:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnKaduChTpTmoGbuX?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was in Seoul during the Monsoon season and I took this photo of the city at night]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wow, that's insanely stunning.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@hawk1987/i-was-in-seoul-during-the-monsoon-season-and-i-took-this-photo-of-the-city-at-night</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@hawk1987/i-was-in-seoul-during-the-monsoon-season-and-i-took-this-photo-of-the-city-at-night</guid><category><![CDATA[wow]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 08:34:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa8ZLFhfYEeUg66vUcPVny5t5H1dyMvvm1vfL8Rq4DWQKCYJzW8w7uz6FxUXkjcEBPRxkbTyvce?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I recognize him from somewhere..]]></title><description><![CDATA["He lives with his mom and sister" "Are they as big as he is?" "Who?" "The mom and sister" "Same person"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/i-recognize-him-from-somewhere</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/i-recognize-him-from-somewhere</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 15:24:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnJ9KDHgPfKbqHGqk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blind cat gives his favourite pianist a hug every time he hears him play.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why would you do this to me so early in the day]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@hawk1987/blind-cat-gives-his-favourite-pianist-a-hug-every-time-he-hears-him-play</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@hawk1987/blind-cat-gives-his-favourite-pianist-a-hug-every-time-he-hears-him-play</guid><category><![CDATA[cat]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 08:35:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/368La1qZAv72dpadLC3hNxA1vzaH3wFQ3jTycWtdvzKWTapkUYgvhzes61VdThVTntSGjhWZA5q1NemYr2yq6suF?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines]]></title><description><![CDATA[I think I've met that vandal before. He looks familiar.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/the-local-newspaper-is-kinda-famous-for-its-headlines</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/the-local-newspaper-is-kinda-famous-for-its-headlines</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 19:26:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnbW31SqB2wEAdtEUbpsFmaE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One in a million shot of the whole family]]></title><description><![CDATA[As someone who owns a single golden and who has tried to take a photo... especially as a puppy... one in a million is vastly understating how long your odds are. Ridiculously cute - glad the stars aligned.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@hawk1987/one-in-a-million-shot-of-the-whole-family</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dog/@hawk1987/one-in-a-million-shot-of-the-whole-family</guid><category><![CDATA[dog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 12:39:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnjHE2uFpDvmio5Q3X5A8kfQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Filipino man makes and sells these action figures made out of worn out flip flops]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Filipino man makes and sells these DIY action figures out of worn out flip flops]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/art/@hawk1987/a-filipino-man-makes-and-sells-these-action-figures-made-out-of-worn-out-flip-flops</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/art/@hawk1987/a-filipino-man-makes-and-sells-these-action-figures-made-out-of-worn-out-flip-flops</guid><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:06:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJncEqfxg8x2nB4QmfqVJLQxn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.]]></title><description><![CDATA["did I take my medicine? Oh, nope."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/amazing/@hawk1987/this-pill-bottle-lid-tells-you-when-you-last-opened-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/amazing/@hawk1987/this-pill-bottle-lid-tells-you-when-you-last-opened-it</guid><category><![CDATA[amazing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2017 14:15:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJniRFxMzd8QXS8PbC1swHkfY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings]]></title><description><![CDATA[That is absolutely priceless]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/half-of-all-boxing-photos-look-like-gay-weddings</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/half-of-all-boxing-photos-look-like-gay-weddings</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2017 19:38:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJniueuSvpGGmjAAXwEGK6Vkr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Face Recognition (OC)]]></title><description><![CDATA[they hacked my face!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/face-recognition-oc</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/face-recognition-oc</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2017 10:46:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnbM4YJ8WSwaAcLofUBWBRMY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Train Simulator is so immersive!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Someone is going to watch this on a train and have their mind blown.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/omg/@hawk1987/train-simulator-is-so-immersive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/omg/@hawk1987/train-simulator-is-so-immersive</guid><category><![CDATA[omg]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2017 07:29:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw7yyMKaiZQGx8nEHFd3yjGwsYXRgXNuchHeuB?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me:]]></title><description><![CDATA["Son. I have transitioned to my ethereal form. Tell Dad."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/love/@hawk1987/my-mother-made-a-facebook-account-and-this-was-her-first-message-to-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/love/@hawk1987/my-mother-made-a-facebook-account-and-this-was-her-first-message-to-me</guid><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:56:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnj1721ooveSc679x5YjNSPY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is me sleeping behind the news desk while my mom (anchorwoman) works. 1995, maybe?]]></title><description><![CDATA[MOM I'M HUNGRY I WANT MEATLOAF!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/this-is-me-sleeping-behind-the-news-desk-while-my-mom-anchorwoman-works-1995-maybe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/this-is-me-sleeping-behind-the-news-desk-while-my-mom-anchorwoman-works-1995-maybe</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2017 04:27:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJncFBWanfvpvuvLFT2mAVUz2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The UC Davis pepper spray incident that the university payed over $100,000 to "erase from the internet"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source for the claim made in the title is here and here]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/usa/@hawk1987/the-uc-davis-pepper-spray-incident-that-the-university-payed-over-usd100-000-to-erase-from-the-internet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/usa/@hawk1987/the-uc-davis-pepper-spray-incident-that-the-university-payed-over-usd100-000-to-erase-from-the-internet</guid><category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:23:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnhJpvULtLZYCLq27YmfmnMC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My cousins MacGyver'd a pretty effective way to charge her phone when she lost power.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The teacher knows that science doesn't care how students feel.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@hawk1987/my-cousins-macgyver-d-a-pretty-effective-way-to-charge-her-phone-when-she-lost-power</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@hawk1987/my-cousins-macgyver-d-a-pretty-effective-way-to-charge-her-phone-when-she-lost-power</guid><category><![CDATA[wow]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 13:33:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnjNdDK4mU9J93dBVQDWUMi6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tree fell during hurricane Irma and pushed a speed limit sign straight into the ground.]]></title><description><![CDATA[That's some cartoon physics right there.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/tree-fell-during-hurricane-irma-and-pushed-a-speed-limit-sign-straight-into-the-ground</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hawk1987/tree-fell-during-hurricane-irma-and-pushed-a-speed-limit-sign-straight-into-the-ground</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hawk1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 09:11:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3MxaK2JpEReqU82TnxRHHhxJnhJoQKi6L9SSBVVF2vV4K2E?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>