What Teachers teaches today
No respect
Money == degree and education
Never under estimate your opponent
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Story of naughtiest thing my. Friend had done
Background : In India, when you cross a certain age, you are continuously pestered by your parents for marriage. Since I stay away from home, every time I go home I have my parents questions coming right on me, about my future planning, what I am thinking for settling down. I always have a plan and excuses to run away from those question. This was one of the shocking reason I have ever given to my parents for not getting married.
Scene : My mom, my sister and I sitting in a room. Time is around 11:00 P.M. (my dad has slept in other room)
Mom : So, what are you thinking of settling down?
Me : I don’t know Mom, I am not ready.
Mom : You will never be ready, but we have to get you married. So many people are asking about you, we have many prospective grooms option for you, but first you should say yes.
Me: (After long pause) Mom, I think I am interested in girls.
Sister and I : Sheepishly smiling
You should have looked at my mom’s face. There was a long pause for 2 mins and then came cherry on the cake.
Sister : Maa, I think she is right, even I feel so.
My mom, looked at both of us, her gaze actually pierced us. No word spoken.
After 5 mins.
Mom : Ok, it is getting late, go to sleep, I have to wake up early.
Yes, I escaped more questions for marriage for at least a night.
P.S. : The thing I said was just a joke, I do not want to make fun of anyone’s sexuality. Since its a big thing in my family, I just used it as an excuse.