<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 07:24:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@hmht1234/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[r/ProRevenge - She Hated Me and Made Me Think I Was an Idiot (4th all-time upvotes)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A story from r/ProRevenge about a girl who was treated unfairly by teachers and get her revenge... Got a story to share? Post them on reddit at r/RedditReadouts ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@hmht1234/pk0z263a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@hmht1234/pk0z263a</guid><category><![CDATA[dtube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 09:24:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCMDmoeBwtuU94FpBs5Uh2FJ58ztfBhbmY3Mn9zFGzJFwFittByQdJB7vQ1T2jA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #15: Attempted mugging]]></title><description><![CDATA[I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a while ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been far more successful! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-15-attempted-mugging</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-15-attempted-mugging</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2018 08:20:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke 14: I met a beautiful girl today]]></title><description><![CDATA[I met a beautiful girl today! Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there! Damn I love my new taser! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-14-i-met-a-beautiful-girl-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-14-i-met-a-beautiful-girl-today</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2018 20:09:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke 13: I got fired from the sperm bank]]></title><description><![CDATA[I got fired from the sperm bank today. Apparently you are not allowed to nudge your co-worker and say "get a load of this guy" when someone walks in... A joke a day keeps the reality away :D]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-13-i-got-fired-from-the-sperm-bank</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-13-i-got-fired-from-the-sperm-bank</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 17:11:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #12: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-12-what-do-tofu-and-a-dildo-have-in-common</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-12-what-do-tofu-and-a-dildo-have-in-common</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 18:15:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #11: Sex is like maths]]></title><description><![CDATA[You add 2 people, Minus the clothes, Divide the legs, And pray you don't Multiply! :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-11-sex-is-like-maths</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-11-sex-is-like-maths</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2018 16:52:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZVVKmXhtvgKqwbwBkEW2Zw4TQ1mz82x7pjAJ2wkKjcPvqwDf6DeQG1nHMSGraAjeBP96WbdXoka6KpFofcdVGYe1xGYXA8u6iX6HYmY5SPepY698zbqfqYT1h8ahgaZXVjNLUXNyNrFtDF6CRiYEXjNq6W?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One does not simply buy cryptocurrency]]></title><description><![CDATA[A meme I made to share the December/January experience obtained by so many :D I made this on (hence the water mark at the bottom left) :) Follow for more and for some daily jokes! :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/one-does-not-simply-buy-cryptocurrency</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/one-does-not-simply-buy-cryptocurrency</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2018 15:57:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89uWwsyGkVYzwrfMPmF6iBMLDD9mPehCkrN1ua92S5C7de1oHLxFX2TTWpZxD5DGGzzDSDcHaytp6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #10: My wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 months]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 months I'm so excited for Santa to visit! :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-10-my-wife-told-me-i-m-in-for-a-big-surprise-in-9-months</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-10-my-wife-told-me-i-m-in-for-a-big-surprise-in-9-months</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2018 15:52:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #9: Lawyer's Present]]></title><description><![CDATA[" I will not say anything until my Lawyer's present!" "But you are the lawyer" says the special agent. "I know! So where is my Lawyer's present?" A joke a day keeps the reality]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/daily-joke-9-lawyer-s-present</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/daily-joke-9-lawyer-s-present</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2018 19:44:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #8: 100 Applicants]]></title><description><![CDATA[A manager received over 100 applications for a job. He said "I can't be bothered go to through all these, just hire the one with the biggest tits!" Looks like Dave starts on Monday... A joke]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-8-100-applicants</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-8-100-applicants</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2018 19:15:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #7: The lottery]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man turns to his wife and says " What would you do if I won the lottery?" The wife replies "Take half and leave you" "Good because I won $20 - here's half and get out!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@hmht1234/daily-joke-7-the-lottery</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@hmht1234/daily-joke-7-the-lottery</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 20:23:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #6: I have a sticker on my car that says "Honk if you think I'm hot"...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I then wait at a green light to make myself feel great! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@hmht1234/daily-joke-6-i-have-a-sticker-on-my-car-that-says-honk-if-you-think-i-m-hot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@hmht1234/daily-joke-6-i-have-a-sticker-on-my-car-that-says-honk-if-you-think-i-m-hot</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 05:02:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Electroneum: Did they meet their Q1 targets/milestones? Will they meet their Q2 targets?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi Guys! As Q1 nears it's end it is important to see which cryptocurrencies have met their targets and which are likely to fail. Now cryptocurrencies are found creditable if they produce a working product]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/electroneum-did-they-meet-their-q1-targets-milestones-will-they-meet-their-q2-targets</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@hmht1234/electroneum-did-they-meet-their-q1-targets-milestones-will-they-meet-their-q2-targets</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 08:32:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/45GhBmKYa8LQkNz2jRv9HbjRBRPuuTaMa3tw59RpDGGkAEqse56fF6Z5MUGrGLXvKARSQLjo5SbVChzm3PvF4jgXBCSqeuKRj7iF5qgDsGeN2jdoxm8hDS65Z1wDxWmVh1mFNr79TB74xTMh58n4v4CWcZ4H92s7R5kA9VQJgSgErdJ3Sv4YZvrKowpMgMNow2FEXaLgBQLmq3c5d3nCpVAbvkYEqCCqjLHKfBfethh1NSfS9bY7ngxajMBmEoZnrbyXyXWho2fkZDnoAAS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Electroneum: Bullet-point update of recent developments]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi Guys! This will be a very short bullet-point style summary of some of the important information/developments that have appeared recently - in this case I mention 5 updates. On the 17th March 2018]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/electroneum/@hmht1234/electroneum-bullet-point-update-of-recent-developments</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/electroneum/@hmht1234/electroneum-bullet-point-update-of-recent-developments</guid><category><![CDATA[electroneum]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 07:19:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3yZiouw5jgts7ZsVdktk2J5Cfmx19viPaamSdf2Pcs3yH1aNSs4t5gMW5zsGXMFeu5eqa3Y6SF9ohnzgaH5wMmoWBwe3dDASgXTf8ZFoCegKKPwquy7vkM8meX5csJ6yrrwC5ND93xhPpo4ZrfmzXRhsLQFqx1JQvNrdyUmH1krhgrRV5xq6iMWR5h3qcCrhvpLiwkZoNWpMsYa8gzEpVBZYFNg4FpzMtb4BuTfv2CfKnsHk6bhCtGFoBBf4DeuMMfPRdXbKct3dqvjbccBduyhHHhS5qT5gQYiVGSMpHaDfWgs5jq5zCsDbgAGypPK7sv9AtdCykYe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #5: My girlfriend left a note on the fridge]]></title><description><![CDATA[My girfriend left a note on the fridge. "I don't think this is working and I am going to stay with my mother" it read. I opened the door. The light came on and it was cold - What the hell did]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-5-my-girlfriend-left-a-note-on-the-fridge</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-5-my-girlfriend-left-a-note-on-the-fridge</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 06:22:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Joke #4: I came home early...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I came home early today and confronted my wife, in our bedroom, if she's cheating on me or not. She laughs. I laugh. The wardrobe laughs. What a lovely day. A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D Follow]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-4-i-came-home-early</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/daily-joke-4-i-came-home-early</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2018 15:08:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Viagra stolen! Police looking for a gang of *Hardened* criminals ;)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daily Joke #3 A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more! :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/viagra-stolen-police-looking-for-a-gang-of-hardened-criminals</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/viagra-stolen-police-looking-for-a-gang-of-hardened-criminals</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2018 09:06:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're skydiving and your parachute jams, don't worry - you have the rest of your life to fix it!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daily joke #2 Hope this made you laugh! A joke a day keeps the reality away! :D Disclaimer: No jokes are intended to offend, only to brighten up the lives of some who need it :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/if-you-re-skydiving-and-your-parachute-jams-don-t-worry-you-have-the-rest-of-your-life-to-fix-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/if-you-re-skydiving-and-your-parachute-jams-don-t-worry-you-have-the-rest-of-your-life-to-fix-it</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 11:51:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ5v5Hy8HgBtVKUFjVor3cyoKmLhG7nGNBEZPjq6LYn1Umr9kKhf4cTsdLSPLCKK3ofkXb7vuKU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76]]></title><description><![CDATA[Image Source: The great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76 Sources: BBC News: Sky news: “He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of Wednesday”, his family said. In 1963 he]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@hmht1234/the-great-physicist-stephen-hawking-has-died-age-76</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@hmht1234/the-great-physicist-stephen-hawking-has-died-age-76</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:27:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChQhwNzy32qUSxMxUtfGovxj9qtQXxXokborYrQ7s91Z9uZYkBna4vgHXc1tsjK7ByMmyuSfSmCgaqic6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ribbed Condoms don't even taste like ribs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hopefully this brightens up your day! A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/ribbed-condoms-don-t-even-taste-like-ribs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@hmht1234/ribbed-condoms-don-t-even-taste-like-ribs</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hmht1234]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 19:11:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>