An Igbo engineer can't find a job so
he opens a clinic and puts a sign
outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k".
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn 100k and goes to
the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of
taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after
a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man... lol