<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 02:21:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@hugmug/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Muscles For Daughters]]></title><description><![CDATA[@HugMug **Warning: Disturbing Imagery & Language ** 1 The dead phone was now a tightly clutched weapon. Curled up in a box without light had disorientated his sense of time. Noises outside had roused]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/muscles-for-daughters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/muscles-for-daughters</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 09:19:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q95snTvGMqgUujBjwo5e5pPdZp4jNzMgC4Grw2cZrNQtGhpFM2BuxDc8tXj6A7Bmd88xCjvpZ9HpaJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[》Alien Diarrhea (500 word story) 《  @HugMug]]></title><description><![CDATA[@HugMug The first alien words ever deciphered by humanity were ‘Fuck, I really need to piss from my arse.’ Linguists were too embarrassed to reveal that the translation - which had won them a nobel prize]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/alien-diarrhea-500-word-story-hugmug</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/alien-diarrhea-500-word-story-hugmug</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 07:07:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNqNLxacQ9aMsAxGndj9ba4msYcEhUSV4TwPjhh38uXYdTfoBK4fQQ7FEHuNJv1CXSqT9yggGbG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Psychopaths Can Save Humanity - An Introduction]]></title><description><![CDATA[In this modest and efficient series, we will put forward a solution to solve many of the world’s major problems by tricking 50,000 psychopaths into entering a Benevolent Evil Psycho Battle To Rescue Humanity.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/science/@hugmug/psychopaths-can-save-humanity-an-introduction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/science/@hugmug/psychopaths-can-save-humanity-an-introduction</guid><category><![CDATA[science]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2018 06:56:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnLsaqj4iSr17r7bL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[》 Sweet Ass Titbits About Homosexuality 《 @HugMug]]></title><description><![CDATA[Most likely you were taught in school that homosexuality was devised shortly after World War II because women became ugly and fat due to all the conquered German pastries they were consuming. 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Risk of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/50-word-to-death-hugmug</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/50-word-to-death-hugmug</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2018 14:27:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTH8QvbYSrpo3aJzuK7viqpMwhZbxQbXH6hR8VPbpbEY9aNtnb1KtnMxfLYmf6mgA7m8e2Kjcq7LyJCWbxGnp2z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kidnapped in South Korea  - Part 2  《@HugMug]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Are you wearing underwear?” was the first question they asked. The sense of comfort was fleeting. ‘I’m... not sure.’ was my reply. 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The orb spider possesses]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@hugmug/kinky-insects-3-hugmug</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@hugmug/kinky-insects-3-hugmug</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 15:57:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kws91ecJjkANAzfstp5ietJ4ACvk9NVTffsovvbVGB3th1MeHdeBtvKMdeBFsYL7ZSuwWxuo5g8snVS26AvqVnnkCTGkjb1w1o1pntkeaGaiWkCm6MZq7efuY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blowing up Grandma 《@HugMug]]></title><description><![CDATA[The dynamite explosives, procured to involuntarily euthanise the planet's population of Grandmas, were dubbed 'Gran-ite' by the tabloids. 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Closely followed by the three major themes which cratered his early existence: Acute claustrophobia An unshakeable fear that God wanted to dismantle him Involuntary sponge]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/panda-attacked-by-god</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@hugmug/panda-attacked-by-god</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2017 17:05:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89wFLzKXqNsS2q9CdxVeorftJqs23s3TDskjoQEpS1RogiEMmKdjYoymMN3u9uWEy1RHVD4YpsTuQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kinky Insects #2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sperm piracy, virgin births, incest and stabbings. No, not a synopsis of the new Game Of Thrones episode, but a taster into the lives of kinky insects. See Part One HERE Sperm Pirates ‘Give and take’ is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@hugmug/kinky-insects-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@hugmug/kinky-insects-2</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:59:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QD2aHbJiivbVZV6nAA4BJrX2xi1Ybu3arqf7QmA87RnhfdakhQJyuhg3RcyRrDBCp2nyuh63At2JdmBEHNV2F692Hjv4ETgUERScfraFfE9VgXe6TLdL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kinky Insects #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sperm piracy, virgin births, incest and stabbings. No, not a synopsis of the new Game Of Thrones episode, but a taster into the lives of kinky insects. 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I split an earlier article into separate parts as it was too long. Apologies to people who previously read]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@hugmug/south-korea-does-some-weird-things</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@hugmug/south-korea-does-some-weird-things</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2017 11:04:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZXqcTjGXr8jEcXbc8HeDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[deleted]]></title><description><![CDATA[delete]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@hugmug/kill-grandma</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@hugmug/kill-grandma</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2017 08:15:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[deleted]]></title><description><![CDATA[deleted]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@hugmug/bombing-grandma</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@hugmug/bombing-grandma</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2017 08:02:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎇 Confessions of an idiot 🙏]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have been an idiot for most of my life. It is highly probable that I have been an idiot for the entirety of my life, but since I can't remember the baby years it'd be arrogant of me to brag about a full,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@hugmug/confessions-of-an-idiot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@hugmug/confessions-of-an-idiot</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hugmug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 19:18:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZXqFPUmqhFzG6X7EAueuU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>