<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 04:23:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@idikuci/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Guess who's back... Back Again]]></title><description><![CDATA[Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of humour and rambling I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and idea And I was 'round when @amirtheawesome1 the clown Had his moment]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@idikuci/guess-whos-back-back-again</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@idikuci/guess-whos-back-back-again</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 07:41:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsVUnNGyqC9M8EBwE7R3rQZjNKSbF1SQzhjnqq1uiVyNpWNg4yg8iWpvFrwta3UDicajC5s?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have some questions that need a technician to help. Please help me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How do I remove the notifications? I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a pill and after 4 hours had]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/i-have-some-questions-that-need-a-technician-to-help-please-help-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/i-have-some-questions-that-need-a-technician-to-help-please-help-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2020 11:00:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk2bRb9gatmwEsdvNEZvoPWiYNnp2AoRRKEHY8sbS3JFjhNmBCvEQPxhrW1PL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three Dollars]]></title><description><![CDATA[I spent $3. I forget on what, but I know I left with a smile on my face and a hole large enough for a gofer. That's gofer, not a golfer or a Topher (which is totally a made up name... hehehehe Topher the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/three-dollars</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/three-dollars</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2020 11:26:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMoX3bQKrMfD7krxvsrmnezJRzHbDHYEdoJ5NnLV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What happens to the lost ships... Next Colony Bounty]]></title><description><![CDATA["Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with new life forms. You see it all started as a joke being played on one of the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/what-happens-to-the-lost-ships-next-colony-bounty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/what-happens-to-the-lost-ships-next-colony-bounty</guid><category><![CDATA[nextcolony]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2019 06:05:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWFxzgF7X2upGuiUWqgn4BtCAD7d3o29Ggdxy16kr6RnvoaQpPmS7sS6dPhE7KAHRyuVNKHMADaqbSdLXJzqbhUVGNmNnxibRq7rTaUmRCxCGabFYTsSiN6qJ9xMJmFUWzqvqc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Morning people]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a Monday on my way to work. Sincerely, Non Morning People]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/morning-people</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/morning-people</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2019 20:45:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Xylon - New Alliances Features]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off, 80% of the Alliances features were written on a sick day. There's a couple more things]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/xylon-new-alliances-features</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/xylon-new-alliances-features</guid><category><![CDATA[nextcolony]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jul 2019 11:42:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZSUQtscsBsFx5imG6WU3gSfePkK5Gond6i72KED8trGqJALdrZ3oYTWSdL6GHuqVX4TbBqtV6SFLLiAQQVfHrR3ehinBZhQJjuKQp3zZtDJSgPbvnkUCzmZr8KFdPHXGNeyHvc9JtnE9Ckvf8jX9VGnHWW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Warning!! Alert!! Never Log in to Next Colony and Be Surprised Again!! Alert!! Warning!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced excitement, let's give you something to smile home about (or at least give that girl at the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/warning-alert-never-log-in-to-next-colony-and-be-surprised-again-alert-warning</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nextcolony/@idikuci/warning-alert-never-log-in-to-next-colony-and-be-surprised-again-alert-warning</guid><category><![CDATA[nextcolony]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2019 10:05:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZSUQtscsBsFx5imG6WU3gSfePkK5Gond6i72KED8trGqJALdrZ3oYTWSdL6GHuqVX4TbBqtV6SFLLiAQQVfHrR3ehinBZhQJjuKQp3zZtDJSgPbvnkUCzmZr8KFdPHXGNeyHvc9JtnE9Ckvf8jX9VGnHWW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The gym]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in the corner eating cake and judging those narcissistic bastards]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/the-gym</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/the-gym</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 07:08:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Downward spiral?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/downward-spiral</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/downward-spiral</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2019 11:28:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rose tinted glasses -COM44]]></title><description><![CDATA[I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I forget my glasses. Src I challenege @take5 and @ned to put in entries for comedyopenmic]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/rose-tinted-glasses-com44</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/rose-tinted-glasses-com44</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 02:26:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwgEkSfNreCjnEvfpYR3pMab3JctuB275Z8QUPhfVxDAxEic6XchYZewoCtJdKpwKnQCNC98jdr4Ayw6d6ym7A1ZyY2uTQoBMgjZcecD4RKC6sxd6ch2hjnD541fFb4TJJBjkYH?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Personal Belief - COM - 41]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls... I did try it once... Src I no longer hold that belief.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/personal-belief-com-41</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/personal-belief-com-41</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2018 07:40:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUi4oa8yTU7QwSHZ29mRt9qof85ejCza2zvhHFYS46yZWz3SjPSvXgFrDa86J5obJLV1MV9n9evnbo8rFaE5kMkcYV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I like alcohol]]></title><description><![CDATA[It helps me pretend i like people.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/i-like-alcohol</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@idikuci/i-like-alcohol</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 10:04:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[COM - 40 - I'm sorry to be such a pain in your ass...]]></title><description><![CDATA[-the polite rapist Src]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/com-40-i-m-sorry-to-be-such-a-pain-in-your-ass</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/com-40-i-m-sorry-to-be-such-a-pain-in-your-ass</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 23:03:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2923mMxKEVfMXjEFysSY8pacQW7YERyAprasXAqkqhQiNWmoVw96YtHFHZLA1sHXqQ8ArnTHgbrgRwer8WTyEMRa958QqU9KbPWi1d9hUxobEm?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[COM 40 - talk real shit please people]]></title><description><![CDATA[Are we so devoid of reasonable topics for pleasant conversation that we must resort to benign comments regarding the cloth that covers ones shame? Ney!! I would argue the consistency of ones latest bowel]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/com-40-talk-real-shit-please-people</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/com-40-talk-real-shit-please-people</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 10:10:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Even Lesbians get sick of her shit - COM39]]></title><description><![CDATA[Leave me Alone!! I said I need a break!!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopnemic/@idikuci/even-lesbians-get-sick-of-her-shit-com39</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopnemic/@idikuci/even-lesbians-get-sick-of-her-shit-com39</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopnemic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 11:43:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6Rxaqdz8nViKG5FxKdvD1vdohSyeDKaq1ux6vomqBssNFdgLyLRT2hMcdjrcGdP6YNtvTf?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[COM 39 | Tell me something cool.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Who wants some upvotes? We all do right? well Let's do a bounty on this post... No not a steem-bounty a rewarding bounty. So here are the rules: reply to this post and that's about it. Tell me something]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funguy/@idikuci/com-39-or-tell-me-something-cool</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funguy/@idikuci/com-39-or-tell-me-something-cool</guid><category><![CDATA[funguy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 22:12:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedyopenmic round 38 | an Anniversary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wow I got a badge the other day. It said I've been dealing with yiu fuckers for a year now. And I must say its been a pleasure to dance for your entertainment. The pirouettes, the caterpillars and all]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/comedyopenmic-round-38-or-an-anniversary</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/comedyopenmic-round-38-or-an-anniversary</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2018 20:19:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedyopenmic Round 37 - What Idi has been doing]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wow Idi, you never post anymore Said no one ever... So welcome to my COM entry for now. But still whether you've noticed or not, I haven't been posting because I've been busy on some stuff. I used to post]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/comedyopenmic-round-37-what-idi-has-been-doing</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/comedyopenmic-round-37-what-idi-has-been-doing</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2018 08:34:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ1jWxKYfbqsrd2nMjupTwWuFDjdbc1CcuyBPYFtRok8fQqfYWrqpy6EX3WXhEXMe1XzdiZsmhw?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why I'm expendable]]></title><description><![CDATA[Very few people can do what I do But lots can do what I'm paid to do]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/worklife/@idikuci/why-i-m-expendable</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/worklife/@idikuci/why-i-m-expendable</guid><category><![CDATA[worklife]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2018 06:57:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[First they teach you to stay between the lines]]></title><description><![CDATA[Then they put the lines in your mind]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@idikuci/first-they-teach-you-to-stay-between-the-lines</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@idikuci/first-they-teach-you-to-stay-between-the-lines</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[idikuci]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2018 21:26:12 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>