Okey, too be honest I have no idea how to start. I'm shy. Really shy. Shy as hell.
The funny part is that I'm shy just when it comes to the Internet. Seriously, that's kinda funny, I have no problems with my shyness in a real world, no problems to talk with talking to pretty girls (thank God my fiancee doesn't use Steemit!) and so on but when it comes to the Internet...
I remember when I was younger and playing online games, usually some kind of MMORPG's. I was just running around, playing my "online single player game" because I was to shy to talk to other players and ask them about anything. I prefered to waste time leveling my hero for hours in inefficient way instead of ask someone for a party or anything. Yeah, I'm kinda wierd.
Anyway, #introduceyourself, they said...
Well, my name is Luke aaaaand... God damn, shyness mode ON once again. To be honest I haven't read any #introduceyourself on Steemit. I'm just lazy. Really.
THAT LAZY.
I have no idea what kind of steems people post. I just wanted to help to promote one of altcoins that recently found out and I was like "oh, I heard about Steemit, perhaps I'll try it out". I wrote a short post and wanted to clean my apartment after that. But remember- lazy. So I was like "oh, just one more post, cleaning later". I'll probably spend few hours writing this steem, hoping it will be too late for cleaning my place. Yeah, that's the plan.
It would be much easier just to answer few questions but there's noone to ask them. I'll just keep asking myself then.
Q: What are you doing here?
A: Avoiding cleaning my apartment. And practising my English. It's been ages since I spoke English and because of my laziness my knowledge of it will be soon as poor as my bitcoin wallet.
Q: What? What about "Ihave100btc"?
A: It should be I HAD. I was retarded enough to sell it in 2013. I thought that $100/BTC was a really high price. Well, I shouldn't have said that. Now I feel sad. I guess I'll just have a trip to the Netherlands soon to improve my mood...
I hope that talking about drugs isn't forbidden here? WTF am I talking about, what DRUGS?
I have no idea why people are so against weed. In my opinion it's better to smoke a joint, laugh a little, eat something (or a lot) and go to sleep instead of drinking alcohol and doing "silly" things when you're drunk.
Q: What's wrong with those cats everywhere?
A: Blame my fiancee. She's a really CAToholic. Whenever she see a cat on the street there's no god damn chance to keep walking. She just HAS TO crouch and keep repeating that "kitty, kitty!". Well, I'm comlaining but she really "infected me" with that and I'm doing the same thing whenever I see any cats on my road. No matter how many people are watching me- I just have to.
Q: So what's your blog going to be about? Cats?
A: Hell no. I'm CAToholic but I'm at least trying to fight with it. The better question is if there is going to be any blog or it's just one-day-fun for me. Perhaps I will post something I find interesting now and then (mostly cryptocurrency), perhaps I will just post some rubbish just like now. I doubt anyone would be interested in it- I will keep talking to myself then. When I was starting writing this post I thought that if someone will follow me I will print it and I'll hang over the bed. Unless it will be some hot chick, my fiancee would be mad. Well, hanging a picture of a man wouldn't be a good idea neither, I don't want to hear "oooh, so you're bi! You know, I have a friend who could have some fun with us..." F*** no. No pictures over my bed.
Q: ARE YOU GOING TO CLEAN YOUR APPARTMENT OR NOT?!
A: God damn it, it's so late already! Just a quick picture for people who were patient enough to read all of this: