** SPOILERS** ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS **
Sam came face to face with whatever the hell that was.
Talk about starting off with a BANG!!!
When Jon Snow gets taken to Mance, and he questions Jon, it’s a little scary, cause for all the propaganda about The Wildlings, you don’t know what’s about to happen.
Then Mance calls him a traitor, and Jon fires back, which amazes Tormund and Lord of Bones. But Mance doesn’t give a shit. Mance implicitly admits Jon’s right. Which is amazing.
I like how Tyrion holds Tywin accountable for what he’s supposed to have. Tywin is a piece of shit. And WHY does this happen, Tywin to Tyrion’s maltreatment? Because of the way Tyrion ended up, the little man. It’s amazing, but so tragic. For decades, Tyrion has sought his approval. But nope. He will always fall short in Tywin’s eyes, in a manner of speaking.
Littlefinger creeps me out.I like how his handmaiden even knows to NOT trust him, and warns Shae.
Ser Davos NOT trusting Melisandre is great. From the start, he knows she’s HORRIBLE.
Bran having warging dreams is super curious. Thought provoking too!
When Theon is tortured, it’s super hard to watch. It’s some Abu Ghraib type shit. It’s disgusting. Ramsey the fucking psycho disturbs the fuck out of me.
Shae is Sansa’s handmaiden, but she has enough guts to stand up to Littlefinger, and enough maturity in a way to work for her.
When Sansa meets Margaery and Grandma Tyrell, Grandma is blunt, which is awesome.Then Sansa finally outs Joffrey. And it’s music to my ears.
The look on Grandma Tyrell’s face after that is,”Big freakin’ surprise!”
Margaery Tyrell schmoozing Joffrey. Interested in power… just as dangerous as she is pretty. Schmoozing the sadist. Margaeryyyyyy……..
When Margaery talks to the kids who’re lower than her on the socioecon ladder, Joffrey stares after her. But Margery bothers to talk to them. But everyone’s staring at Joffrey like,” OMG a HIGHER UP is here?” Such a disconnect.
But Margaery knows when seeing Cersei and Joffrey that classism is irrelevant.
“The art of war.” Don’t equate war and art Thoros.
When The Brotherhood brings in Sandor, my stomach dropped. Sandor calls her out right then. And my stomach dropped farther.
The awkward missing in the beginning of episode 3 is funny.
“You don’t burn your fingers.” HAHA!
I enjoy how Lord Commander Mormont says, “You’re a godly man?” to the other crow.
“Why don’t you dine on him? He’s a walking feast.” I don’t know…. Maybe cause we’re not cannibals like you?
Tyrion and Bronn talking loans and the Iron Bank.
HAHAH! Tyrion punching up on Joffrey is great! HAHAH! And defending Sansa!!!
SO, it’s disrespectful for the little guy to say it, but if Joffrey said it, that’d make it ok?
Then Pod comes in after his orgy.. and Tyrion asks for details. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
“Is that bad poetry, or is it supposed to mean something?” Tyrion on the message from Lord Frey on Catelyn’s and Robb’s death. HAAHAHAA!!!!
Brienne doesn’t underestimate Jaime one bit which is good. She’s getting into it. Jaime’s one of the best even with hands tied, but she just dropped him.
Brienne and Jaime go to King’s Landing…or they’re on the way. Brienne hates him.
And when Jaime saves Brienne, it’s quite the scene. Turns out Jaime might have a smidgeon of decency.
And it’s when Jaime’s hand gets chopped right off. FUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! As much as Jaime screamed.
Even Brienne’s like,” WTF you savages? I don’t like Jaime, but I still treat him better than this….”
Roose Bolton said sorry to Brienne. Fucking freak. “You’re under my protection now.” And that’s kinda what she’s afraid of!
“You know all that from staring at marks on paper?” Gilly says it in such a way that really hits me.
“Spread out.” Tormund says. My confidante asked,” What part of spread out did they not understand?” HAHAAH!
When Lord Edmure is getting married, one of the soldiers shuts the main doors. This sets off Catelyn’s radar.
Lord Bolton’s cue is sooooo……….. creeepppy. UUGHH!
And then Robb’s wolf is killed. ☹ I felt the worst for him.
During the red wedding, one of the most creepy shits is watching Walder Frey get his rocks off watching everyone suffer and die.
When Robb’s wife is stabbed right in the fetus, the first time I saw it, I yelled out,” WOOOAAHHH!”
Catelyn screaming once Robb is for sure dead is sooooo sad.
Yeah, this is where human shits scares me..even about myself. They do some unspeakable shit here. I’d be scarred for fucking life if I was in Arya’s shoes. Even The Hound is perturbed here. He’s probably thinking,” Yah, I’m a demented mofo, I enjoy murdering people, but shit. Even I wouldn’t do this crap….”
At least Yara had enough guts to try to save Theon.
“The boy’s a fool.” Well fuck you too Lord Greyjoy.
I don’t think there was a single fucking doubt in Yara’s mind. As soon as she opened the box, she seemed to have thought,” Well, there’s only one thing to do.” And even then, Theon’s dad’s like,” Who gives a shit."
So we find out how Varys was cut. But it’s a little strange. Why would this sorcerer want to get to Varys in the first place?
We know from Gendry’s selling to Melisandre that blood magic requires King’s blood. So does that mean Varys has king’s blood?
I call bullshit now on Varys. Varys either knows for sure or has SOME IDEA that Jaime and Brienne are out.
“We break bread with them, but that doesn’t make us family. We learn their language but we’ll never be their countrymen.” Such a devastating point by Varys.
Why are Arya and Gendry being transported like prisoners if they aren’t?
The scene between Arya and Gendry is so sweet!
“You saved one innocent! Your mercy saved the boy’s life! Do you feel good about that?”
I admire Davos’ conviction of trying to appeal to Stannis’ good side.
Davos setting Gendry free is AWESOME!!!!!!
This is how you know someone is super fucking whacked. Saving someone’s life is wrong. And Davos didn’t out Shireen. 😊
“People learn to love their chains.” How true. And sad.
HEHEHE! Slavemaster FLIPPED. Moral of the scene: It pays to be multilingual, and watch what you say in front of people.
Someone on Youtube said,” Watch Missandei’s face when she turns to the Slavemaster. She looks at him like, ‘You fucked now son.” HAHAHA!!!!!
War is all the unsullied know. Dany drops the whip in slow mo… and it’s super dramatic and powerful.
Being called “mother," Is quite the…. scene. Ser Jorah being all protective. AWH! I like it. Her walking among freed slaves, awh shit. Makes me teary. Such a fucking powerful moment… Shit was that a wonderful scene to end on.
You can tell Danerys when she’s going for The Unsullied she wants to off the original master right away. But what Ser Jorah leaves out is the fact that she wont torture her soldiers, they will fight 1001% better for her.
How creepy is it that The Slavemaster looks at Danerys during the infanticide comment like she’s supposed to be impressed?
Ser Barristan makes a valid point with his story about Rhaegar.
“ A man cannot make love to property.” They never have been property you freak...
Still going strong at Season 3, I rate this season at $9.50/$10 USD. Keep it cracking.