** SPOILERS ** ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS **
Ramsey has a point for his dad. When Ramsey The Psycho has a point, you know Winterfell is screwed.
“Come, bastard, get off your horse and kneel.” Ramsey says.
AHAAHAHAHAHAHA! And WHAT leg does Ramsey have to stand on when it comes to this? But like all bullies, by himself, Ramsey’s a giant coward.
Rickon and Jon running toward each other pre-battle was so nail-biting. Ramsey is shooting arrows at Rickon, and gets him on the final one.
I was literally yelling," COME ON!" repeatedly at the screen watching this part.
That’s when it begins. Jon’s army ends up surrounded, and then The Giant comes in to help those under siege. Tormund and a few others channel this spirit and fight back against the siege. And that's when I cheered him on with a large ,"YEAH!" That’s when you realize Ramsey planned this, among piles of corpses.
Turns out Rickon and Osha were kidnapped and brought to Psycho Ramsey. My heart dropped as soon as I saw this.
Back to The Night’s Watch. They’re barricaded in Jon’s compartment. They consider Melisandre’s help.
She’s supposedly all spooked, which I don’t buy it at first. She strips in private facing a reflective surface. My confidante says,” Let me see my tits.” I was laughing my head off.
Jaime calls out High Sparrow the mofo on his double standards of punishment, specifically him and Cersei. It was GREAT!
Sam is going to his home with Gilly on a ship. Gilly talks about the sea. And she said,” It’s before I learned how to read. Obviously.”
I like that she has a sense of humor about it. That keeps her from being stuck up.
Jorah and Daario find where Danerys is. They get her out. Jorah finally outs himself, and shows his greyscale. Danerys says,” I need you.” It’s so sweet but so sad too.
When the Septas come in, they annoy me. Do they seriously have nothing other to say than,” CONFESS?” Are they that UNCREATIVE?
Septa Unella is “overzealous” as High Sparrow says. “UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM!” as The Nostalgia Critic says.
Sansa goes after Littlefinger on Ramsey. He feigns ignorance, but she doesn’t let him slip out of it. AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL!
Brienne is standing behind Sansa, looking back and forth between Sansa and Littlefinger. She just looks at Littlefinger with a facial expression of,” What the hell is wrong with you?”
But get this: I realized this the day after I saw this episode: Littlefinger is evil. He’s worse than Tywin, and Tywin was pretty damn bad, and that’s saying something.
Arya trains. She won’t give up. That’s why she rocks. That, and she’ll face anyone. (fun note: Microsoft Word put in therefore, she rocks. How funny is that?)
“Does death only come for the wicked and leave the good behind?” Excellent point by Jaqen.
When Arya sneaks off with Needle, I just think,' WHAT the hell is she doing? Why? Where’s she going?’
Turns out she didn’t necessarily want The Hound to die. When Arya leaves, Jaqen smiles almost knowingly. Why?
When Sam introduces Samuel and Gilly to his family, his sister says, “What’s your color?” to Gilly.
She says something dark at first, but….
“I was pondering this question seriously.” I told my confidante.
LORD HAVE MERCY. Can fat shaming STOP please? Sam gets fat shamed BY HIS DAD. His dad’s punching down on him, so’s his brother, but Gilly defends herself and Sam. “Sam’s a better warrior than either of you will ever be!”
His dad shit talks him, and refers to Gilly as “it.”
Why doesn’t Sam’s dad try to help Sam II? What’s wrong with him? “Bastard child this, bastard child that. His life is cursed.” (paraphrasing)
HOW IS SANDOR ALIVE?
High Sparrow pressures Margaery for not pumping out kids yet. How creepy and awkward is this? What business is it of High Sparrow's?
Septa Unella, Margaery, and Grandma Tyrell have a conversation. Margaery Is brainwashed, or so we think.
And The Mountain comes back in…silent. He’s Cersei’s guard. He’s spooky. Frankenstein like. And I was right. The Mountain was a victim of human experimentation. He was referred to as a thing. The Mountain’s still a human, as fucking frightening as he is.
“You know I can help you win the war.” Melisandre says.
How? By burning more little kids at the stake? SHIT!
It’s a TOTAL House of Cards moment when Cersei is crowned.
When Ramsey dies at the hands of Sansa, it's a just desserts type ending.
Out of $10 USD, I would say this is worth $9.50 USD. Go watch it, you wont be disappointed!
