Happy punday, all!

Last week's PUNtries were sPUN here:

(the picture is clickable! But here's the link, just so no one is confused...

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/free-to-enter-contest-try-your-punning-skills-win-crypto-prizes-punday-monday-33)

If you're not sure how to properly pun, here's the how-to :

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Be a cool PUNk, read that junk!

Last week's POCKET choice award winner was

https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/oops-pocket-friday-on-saturday
... Hive account@doctorcrypto! Congrats! A warm welcome back to the fold (ed clothing... this is a laundry basket of humor)!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are Hive account@miniature-tiger, Hive account@lilygolightly, Hive account@chrisroberts, Hive account@stinawog, Hive account@doctorcrypto, Hive account@heroic15397, Hive account@littlescribe, Hive account@diebitch, and Hive account@paul.atreides.

On to the winner!

We had a trio of delightfully unexpected puns... Joey (the baby kangaroos), Geoid (the earth) and Choy-ed (cabbage). We also had a trio of jokes I didn't get, but I am happy nonetheless to appreciate the odd nonsense they contained... something about a sand boy? And fleas? I don't know. I loved them regardless.
There was no video winner this week, unfortunately, but our big winner is...
Hive account@paul.atreides! for taking his pun the extra step and teaching us about kangaroo contraceptive studies.

Yay!

The winner winners win an upvote from me on a post of their choice along with a Hive account@tipu tip! Include your link with the next pun you post, Hive account@doctorcrypto and Hive account@paul.atreides!

This week!

I want you to pun about Valentine's Day stuff! Hive account@haphazard-hstead is not having a party, unfortunately, but we should provide plenty of entertainment over here that it overflows onto her property! Make each other laugh!

Here's a pun!
Aphrodite's dentist told her she'd eaten too much candy. She opened her mouth and two matching baby angels with quivers and heart-shaped bows flew out. "Yes, that's what happens. You've lost your bi-cupids."

I have faith that you will do better!