Welcome to Punday Monday!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
Rookie of the Week:
There were wonderful puns. A plethora of puns… but only from our veterans. Come join in the merry-making!
Pocket Choice Awards:
Every Friday, I put up a post to solicit audience favorites! They can vote on their favorites by sending POCKET to whomever they want to win. This week’s post is here:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/6kgi4-pocket-friday
POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE.....
And holy heckfire, what a joke. It even inspired a character I played at ComedySportz last night. No one else knew, but I knew my character was named Tiny.
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
Full Strength, 100% Upvote!
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions from 
SBI
Which are little bitty upvotes on all your content forever. See 
Our entrants were:
Our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!
This week only, since our participants and our winners are the same, they each got ANOTHER bonus SBI!
Congrats,
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a 
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
President’s Day
Garth, you do this one:
(if she were a president, she’d be Baberaham Lincoln)
Now me,
What’s the 44th President’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
nomination:
Who do I nominate for
Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money
Sponsors!
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I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in
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We are one of Curie’s chosen communities! Prizes have doubled in season 2, thanks to
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- Punday Monday Year One-Day contest results HERE
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