<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:05:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@isteemjokes/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[eSteem App Dude IS RICH!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Browsing the TRENDING page and I see @good-karma dude is minting $$$$. Two of his links already are HOT right now. I bet posting here makes him more money than the eSteem app itself. I remember seeing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@isteemjokes/esteem-app-dude-is-rich</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@isteemjokes/esteem-app-dude-is-rich</guid><category><![CDATA[esteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2017 11:44:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsngND7zShDiK2CMV4yRKJHDkzZxsFQvJnvayGTg2FyhURGwfD3iPkvaSCxdf2DLbQyezsvzJ22BUcrJU6DtNaaP6PzjsQzpMTHmtNF731jqXYH93bNwYa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Lost My Post. And I Am Angry!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two days ago I wrote an EPIC post. That's what I usually do, right? And as soon as I published it, the post was GONE. Like deleted. Erased. Vaporized. Gone like my ex-wife, baby! ——— AND I felt terrible!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/i-lost-my-post-and-i-am-angry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/i-lost-my-post-and-i-am-angry</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 05:04:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZr18Nx71Gc5mPmyoy3YFLfX38hMAFmumvQbE7844sjDsYh87jgnkhpwTMFWQMoqGrGQEttSBqekMB?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Are you an EXPERT earning peanuts here at Steemit?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well, I am just LOLing at you...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@isteemjokes/are-you-an-expert-earning-peanuts-here-at-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@isteemjokes/are-you-an-expert-earning-peanuts-here-at-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2017 11:37:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jgAM3HYZfWnJLhPNnt7Dd7aDehGQQga3V66BAZU98ror1hsME64RYNyEBjtXcVQMXKqeaLjVY7CJWUxXf2BNCvddE5i8WKpMWm?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why newbies leave Steemit?]]></title><description><![CDATA[They try TOO HARD to get those dollars out... . . . . . . . Well, SURPRISE SUCKERS! Related: I surveyed the top steemers, and they offered these 21 tips! Secret revealed: what's the best time to post on]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@isteemjokes/why-newbies-leave-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@isteemjokes/why-newbies-leave-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2017 16:34:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gaSRwx3Fdpuaz6oKeV2Kou6ZjidLaXRE4SJPXwwqEHNuSPWCqh4jVDfJ37mrRZ5AcWAtVr2hFDaSMs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I feel TRAPPED in the Steemit Prison!]]></title><description><![CDATA[So I fought back: . . . . . . . . . And YOU ALL made it worse:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-feel-trapped-in-the-steemit-prison</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-feel-trapped-in-the-steemit-prison</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2017 16:03:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/MvwLKy3SfvJwXFKCRMDAFrt961LGPFjQsJHbvteEy?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Turned Gay For 38 Cents]]></title><description><![CDATA[I FEEL TERRIBLE. BAD MOVE! NO MORE SHIT WRITING. BYE! Post link: It's TRUE: I LOVE BOBBY LEE!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-turned-gay-for-38-cents</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-turned-gay-for-38-cents</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2017 12:50:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2NoAaaorho6TxKcxtGvkrwBVEnx6d7vvpcaLh9vF8gw1qe6gMdZoaN2guTznzWkkKY7ysDRS8URm6wDJuQpXf7Ca?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's TRUE! I Love Bobby Lee... That YourBTCC Poll Dude!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Steemy Diary, I always used to wake up thinking Asian dudes excel only in mathematics. Today, I am convinced they excel in something else - they excel in teasing us. Especially this Chinese dude Bobby]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/it-s-true-i-love-bobby-lee-that-yourbtcc-poll-dude</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/it-s-true-i-love-bobby-lee-that-yourbtcc-poll-dude</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2017 06:43:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGx16mWhgJYz5rrN8q4boSkex7tkRdqVrjFRANtEo46bk93pXME7sWgRgyxNmgbrxiJrRT7vdr9hrm49N1Nsx2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jim Daddy Says: "Kids, Don't Ruin Yourselves So Soon!"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Alright, it's time for Jim Daddy's brutal truth. All you Steemit kids — 9 year olds, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.... — it's time you pull your three fingers out of your nose and pay attention to what your daddy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@isteemjokes/jim-daddy-says-kids-don-t-ruin-yourselves-so-soon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@isteemjokes/jim-daddy-says-kids-don-t-ruin-yourselves-so-soon</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 22:59:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWXDGUT6XfPTLRBbYW7TUFpRSTArzFntVrQUDsTsGEzVWwamwCszrAKuJe4fQvAoetcKCyEj39a1RjYkcRsegjTtVt34fYVvXoxqYRRydaMLJiENP6YH9z9qNnQaDe4XVxScWJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Confession: Everytime I make $$$ on Steemit, I feel GUILTY!]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's like someone is watching me...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/confession-everytime-i-make-usdusdusd-on-steemit-i-feel-guilty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/confession-everytime-i-make-usdusdusd-on-steemit-i-feel-guilty</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 18:50:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKdBnJaFeHnL3svQi9ZN2XzXDbzH7Wc9ptnzCmuQE4nh7xmoQxdZkhDyoqLwrAh8B9FAyzP8kJoGRvDcBYuKu69RBfN51duD35PHsAFZ18ES3X218SLuhCV63mD9KK?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Wife: "Look, Is It Going To Be Me, Or Steemit?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can find another girl. But not another STEEMIT! SHAME... As it looks like I will be taking the goddamn MOON train alone! Maybe YOU are with me? STEEM TO THE MOON, YES? YAY! CHOOO CHOOO!!!! ALRIGHTY THEN!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/my-wife-look-is-it-going-to-be-me-or-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/my-wife-look-is-it-going-to-be-me-or-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 13:03:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLyAJMrzqHfWLT7YbdgoprDQGwdeDRwrgCbVXLNdav2DJLXPzg7zvVninoNhUu5xZGFKrPsbcdm5pQzU1bysfYE3SM4JVeL3K5ioJt4BwgJQuGZ7fBLL5ab5Aw8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WOW! THANK YOU for 100 followers, AND I HAVE CREAMED MY PANTS!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I creamed my pants a little when I first posted my shitty introduction here and you guys didn't say anything — anything — anything — anything substantial. It almost felt like I was talking to a bunch of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/wow-thank-you-for-100-followers-and-i-have-creamed-my-pants</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/wow-thank-you-for-100-followers-and-i-have-creamed-my-pants</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 07:29:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQyotRPt1Hd7fPufGf1WCpCvB7qBKbTk6HhLgC4TXm2hUXNPkcfKbtoEKforLBzwGTy436wocsvcKJKx8XFnarf9E7JYSY36KZuCnE2snBNagjny51SVWGqQUhmyf8FxcdqNWDpYfDzrSr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's the BEST way to PISS OFF a Steemer?]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/what-s-the-best-way-to-piss-off-a-steemer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/what-s-the-best-way-to-piss-off-a-steemer</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 04:55:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYXHvTkkJyCYABto3pVDSXduwgcSJgRK1TLz8Ykdbuo6vQrscdSUrZSjVfeDyQmhUEPhADfPMTc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How I See Bitcoiners Right Now!]]></title><description><![CDATA[All those smart bitcoin holders man.... THOSE KIDS... THAT DAD... THAT WHITE MOM... AND THE BLACK ONE... BUT ME? AS USUAL MAAAN!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/how-i-see-bitcoiners-right-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/how-i-see-bitcoiners-right-now</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2017 00:13:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rJF8BjUhkRM5SrukdzuMRYTDTY8qH8x3R6Jt2M1us7ppCMvvrSVGaR6jWazDv44qwS6iDcmVZ1bPv4i65HTRWj4TAfUPr4yrr3eEMKeubHMakyDPESqT9LJGqLJH?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Expert Believes Steem to Hit $20 Soon, And Why Moon Is Longer A Dream!]]></title><description><![CDATA[So something special happened today: I met @Akrid in the Steem Chat as he was busy sharing his valuable insights on the future of Steem. The curious kid in me got in touch with this expert to learn more.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@isteemjokes/expert-believes-steem-to-hit-usd20-soon-and-why-moon-is-longer-a-dream</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@isteemjokes/expert-believes-steem-to-hit-usd20-soon-and-why-moon-is-longer-a-dream</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 22:18:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYvmJ1oHX7gq3FCbQWj3XddV8iRyzcqJLTP5qJ4nvSBkjnqS2C5Gh2KuU2vK7UquksAKwNrGDxz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I shouldn't have told my friends about Steemit...]]></title><description><![CDATA[They told me they want to make money because they be like... So I told them about Steemit.com. How it is a wonderful platform to connect with smart people. Plus, you will make money too. Which they believed...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-shouldn-t-have-told-my-friends-about-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-shouldn-t-have-told-my-friends-about-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 13:22:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn9wWuoPZWVWCAnds?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[98.4% of YOU are on Planet Steemit because...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rest... the gentlemen... Like me are... HERE FOR THE... LADIES!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@isteemjokes/98-4-of-you-are-on-planet-steemit-because</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@isteemjokes/98-4-of-you-are-on-planet-steemit-because</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 06:47:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnAB4nEpG1dJSg2cD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Steemit as my personal diary: Day #1833, And I Love Spiders!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Steemy Diary, I am bored sitting in my room and wondering what's worse... whether the ignorance of the ice cream man who never gave me my change back... or my wife and girlfriend beating the shit]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/steemit-as-my-personal-diary-day-1833-and-i-love-spiders</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/steemit-as-my-personal-diary-day-1833-and-i-love-spiders</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 20:18:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kws91ecJjkANAzfstp5ietJ4ACvk9NVNZXVsX5idPzSbSNPX5fukKNMCUQssNHwJEVBWv424ULVcb2y69u1s187v38teHPsimQk7JJn5AtWBysSK29aSDDC6z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Secret Revealed: What's the best time to post on Steemit to thicken your wallet?]]></title><description><![CDATA[After capturing 12 months of data, monitoring over 15000 users and their posts, burning that midnight oil everyday... while completely ignoring HER request to do it from behind, I have finally produced]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/secret-revealed-what-s-the-best-time-to-post-on-steemit-to-thicken-your-wallet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@isteemjokes/secret-revealed-what-s-the-best-time-to-post-on-steemit-to-thicken-your-wallet</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 15:20:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNfFRFu4EHdpbb6KZ2mFxL7EMVq9yHrFhyQYwxjHgb3KNkPzH673tPemx24Z91ukTP4poeRyin?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's the similarlity between my ex-wife and steemit?]]></title><description><![CDATA[HELP me change my PERFORMANCE on Steem... UPVOTE / RESTEEM this post, kids! ALSO LADIES, DON'T BELIEVE MY EX. TRUST ME... IT WAS THE BED! TRUST ME!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/what-s-the-similarlity-between-my-ex-wife-and-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/what-s-the-similarlity-between-my-ex-wife-and-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 11:49:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLyAJMrzqHfWLT7YbdgoprDQGwdeDRwraoqWKyc2pg7cGdhF1vnctkMbSENWBfd3WU7WFRvJaUd4gspCrZiUgQb3VWagvGgY8afDv7jXqLzHYhfF5oocD2T4dhG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I surveyed the best steemers, and here are 21 reasons they LOVE STEEM!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I decided to ask all the TOP steemers WHY THEY LOVE STEEMIT and they answered. Pay attention to these reasons as they are very unique, valuable, and enlightening! $ $$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-surveyed-the-best-steemers-and-here-are-21-reasons-they-love-steem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@isteemjokes/i-surveyed-the-best-steemers-and-here-are-21-reasons-they-love-steem</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[isteemjokes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 04:58:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCqAAb1mnKq7LAWVSdYWccz83Z374sfGSPkkTHEsQv4aFnUNqmy1aVLz2Na5q5U6EUxogG2GoLXJ1CqCqVHVFzZ8HMBHZWJxxodBFjrwSdgdUVyHUZ9iyNW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>