<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 22:29:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@ithinkican/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Listen to Your Penis]]></title><description><![CDATA[-The Butt Guru]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@ithinkican/listen-to-your-penis</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@ithinkican/listen-to-your-penis</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2017 23:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm NOT an Irrational Being]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just deal with my rations differently]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/rationality/@ithinkican/i-m-not-an-irrational-being</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/rationality/@ithinkican/i-m-not-an-irrational-being</guid><category><![CDATA[rationality]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:56:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Whatever, F*ck Valve Corp.]]></title><description><![CDATA[STEEM is spelled with two EEs OK?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@ithinkican/whatever-f-ck-valve-corp</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@ithinkican/whatever-f-ck-valve-corp</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:49:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I liberally don't get that ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the dog asked the cat if she was one of his allies, the cat said, "I am litter-ally one of your allies"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/literally/@ithinkican/i-liberally-don-t-get-that</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/literally/@ithinkican/i-liberally-don-t-get-that</guid><category><![CDATA[literally]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2017 23:26:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[More like Bitch Coin]]></title><description><![CDATA[What? I have no idea what I'm talking about.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@ithinkican/more-like-bitch-coin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@ithinkican/more-like-bitch-coin</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2017 23:19:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dora Has Hotsauce!]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/immigration/@ithinkican/dora-has-hotsauce</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/immigration/@ithinkican/dora-has-hotsauce</guid><category><![CDATA[immigration]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:08:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm4iYtFdzVNy1kt3F2tvRShXkTnWxjMspzbEKXjf7vknJcDvDVc6K9fQSQBo5TG63gazBr9zvc45aEn42QwUvLJ8mZDbw7vmd2r1aRRMsdAxDhsRr4CEZirxJrTCSQVU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA["Americans DON'T Whisper "]]></title><description><![CDATA["What, is that Irish for bitch?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/boardwalkempire/@ithinkican/americans-don-t-whisper</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/boardwalkempire/@ithinkican/americans-don-t-whisper</guid><category><![CDATA[boardwalkempire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2017 00:02:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["What, is that Irish for Bitch?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love Lucy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/boardwalkempire/@ithinkican/what-is-that-irish-for-bitch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/boardwalkempire/@ithinkican/what-is-that-irish-for-bitch</guid><category><![CDATA[boardwalkempire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2017 21:41:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mine mine Mine Mine mine mine Mine mine]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thegame/@ithinkican/mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thegame/@ithinkican/mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine</guid><category><![CDATA[thegame]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2017 23:34:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/pBMynyEfMSk4VF6uK3g4SN5yCLScPXYnob27Nw82PD6mWe9LJemEr2u7LuUQuetXPrhNK9bYFjwzBSzGMNqTzC6GwPMd2vTxhJhxw6jFbW91AShT298F66cPQC4fxa1Rt1AhNETfNqftUQgF8vSGDAsGsWZAecVoTUQXySfrCp9pdB9m?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Literarily]]></title><description><![CDATA[Im literarily going to @#@$&)(#$!##(@!_)@#!&@#YA 2893710923W9721ssa]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/literarily/@ithinkican/literarily</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/literarily/@ithinkican/literarily</guid><category><![CDATA[literarily]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:42:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stupid Fucking Butterflies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stupid fucking butterflies all entitled and shit. Fluttering around like they're the only ones with wings. Everybody loves a butterfly until they find out it's a moth, then they are all disappointed, even]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/6bby7r-stupid-fucking-butterflies</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/6bby7r-stupid-fucking-butterflies</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:18:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQyqPZspHonUosQC2x6utkepmkkpEgjyDxzruRn9F2vTSDzFT33dqKELN4SjnXjvr23w4fF3PvY9KzP1UYNSCyiE9vJ28LP4j68YetzwLq5tR6MWLWN6xoqWcAJAH5XGLEKKsXh4AJHxb8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stupid Fucking Butterflies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stupid fucking butterflies all entitled and shit. Fluttering around like they're the only ones with wings. Everybody loves a butterfly until they find out it's a moth, then they are all disappointed, even]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/6klh23-stupid-fucking-butterflies</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/6klh23-stupid-fucking-butterflies</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:12:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/MvwLKy3SfvJwXFKCRMDAFrt961EnxVnwXSaHbbuDp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[h]]></title><description><![CDATA[h]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/stupid-fucking-butterflies</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@ithinkican/stupid-fucking-butterflies</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:04:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I just don't care]]></title><description><![CDATA[Love ya!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thegame/@ithinkican/i-just-don-t-care</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thegame/@ithinkican/i-just-don-t-care</guid><category><![CDATA[thegame]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:21:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Edna Tumblad and Momma I'm A Big Girl Now!]]></title><description><![CDATA["Tracy why don't you get back here and help me, I'm facing hampers of laundry and my diet pills are wearing off"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hairspray/@ithinkican/edna-tumblad-and-momma-i-m-a-big-girl-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hairspray/@ithinkican/edna-tumblad-and-momma-i-m-a-big-girl-now</guid><category><![CDATA[hairspray]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2016 23:25:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I-Am so Fraught by A-Life of No-Achievement that At-Least I-Can Cause-Some-Trouble]]></title><description><![CDATA["Because sometimes, you need a Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitten" "I am so fraught by a life of no achievement that at least I can cause some trouble" "Because sometimes, you need]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/spectrumuplift/@ithinkican/7bjxdj-i-am-so-fraught-by-a-life-of-no-achievement-that-at-least-i-can-cause-some-trouble</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/spectrumuplift/@ithinkican/7bjxdj-i-am-so-fraught-by-a-life-of-no-achievement-that-at-least-i-can-cause-some-trouble</guid><category><![CDATA[spectrumuplift]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2016 19:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57stzE1vCRzQuti13G3qNai6HDXtATYCDW2HkWfVF8AT2FRCDN75hVWLqqxpHDedLYYZcDjv3KhwSAUzjRUGBfd?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" 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that at least I can cause some trouble"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/til/@ithinkican/f-ck-the-borgia-and-cup</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/til/@ithinkican/f-ck-the-borgia-and-cup</guid><category><![CDATA[til]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ithinkican]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2016 20:59:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>