THE SECRET LIST
_something bubbly
_something prickly
_something that smells nice
_something that is calling your name to buy it! LOLOL
I’ve been sent on a mission and missions are secretive, sensitive excursions into the dark of night to save the world (or am I getting too carried away with myself?). I’ve always wanted to be a secret agent and I thought to myself when I saw Dream’s directives, that this was my ONE CHANCE to prove my worthiness!
I’m on a scavenge and it’s ridiculously exciting, especially if you consider the confines of my ultra mundane life. (Now don’t be rude, a girl can try can’t she?)
I’ve got a clandestine list of requirements to meet the grade, and I’ve been practicing all week…you know, sit-ups at dawn, dark coffee for breakfast, that sort of thing (I even sharpened my kitchen knives, just in case)
Then I set off into the blue, blue yonder with determination and even a certain amount of verve. (I know, I know, verve is a decent word to add to a secret plan)
Unfortunately, for me, even the best laid schemes can fall flat on their face if certain things like the sedentariness conferred by ordinariness stand in the path. But, despite the fact that the price of fuel has shot holes into everyone’s ideal sense of achievement, I had to submit to the embarrassing defeat of not being able to leave the house for another reason entirely…yes, you guessed it, I CAN’T DRIVE.
However, and it’s a big HOWEVER, I conspired to defeat the odds and decided to shop for my weapons ONLINE. Haha, bet you didn’t think of that ?🤗??
So, I did what any under-achieving female would do and entered a set of keywords into an online e-commerce search engine, and, low and behold, I actually received pretty decent results. See for yourself. Haha
Bubbly
Prickly
Great Aroma (smells nice)
Mission accomplished. And, now…and now, I’m sitting in a bath of bubbly, drinking cinnamon hugs, with prickly roses perfuming the air while I contemplate actually eating the crisps IN THE BATH. Don’t be jealous, I know what you're thinking, but the results were totally random dictated by the search engine…AND YOU CAN DO IT TOO, IF YOU’VE GOT THE GUTS TO POST THE OUTCOME, HONESTLY.
CRISPS ALWAYS HAVE MY NAME ON THEM
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