So this happened to me ( ) yesterday 5th July 2018, so yes I'm still tipsy.
I had gone to bid my fellow steemians ( and
) who were traveling for the Steemcamp event in Warri since I wouldn't be able to make it anymore due to unforseen circumstances.
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It was on my way back I meet a woman hawking Local Herbs. It wasn't habitual of me but I stopped her anyways, I requested her to serve me with the best mixture she has got.
I complained of tiring bones and other stuffs.
The Biggest Mistake I Made
She promised to wow me with her herbs and I was all excited already about the all thing.
My greatest mistake happened when she asked me if I will prefer the herbs mixed in alcohol or water.
With a proud heart a commanded her to serve me the herbs mixed with alcohol. (As in vodka kind of shit).
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How about a quick bio?
Prior to this day I don't take things that are alcoholic.
I am still wondering what pushed me into asking for alcoholic mixed herbs sef.
How it all Started
I'm a late eater so I said to myself why don't I take the herbs first so it can start doing its necessary work (of making my bones strong) while I waste around on steemit till I get hungry.
I took the herbs and....
10 Minutes Later...
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First I noticed this great curvy smile on my lips even when I was just staring at a blank phone screen.
Soon the smile grew into an uncontrollable laughter. I was all excited as if STEEM price hit $100.
For minutes I was just all full of laughs while I toss myself through and fro my bed.
I was battling to comport myself all along but the more I try, the funnier it gets and this makes me laugh harder.
I feared with the last still conscious in me that I may become wild and do crazy shit so I struggled with every twitch of muscles to chat up
.
He was the only one I could reach out to at that point in time.
My head was aching seriously at this time, maybe because of the huge time I spent laughing hard or because of the alcohol mixture.
gave me some suggestions and called a friend to come take care of me while I was still playing peekaboo in my hallucination.
I WILL NEVER TRY THIS AGAIN!!!
Africa herbs are mixture of fresh natural plants for curing of sickness and/or diseases.
They are highly effective and can be bought by the road side.