<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 05:11:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@jadeidol/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here are some jokes I found funny today: My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. Son: What's the difference]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3joqna-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3joqna-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2018 21:24:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Where do bees go on holiday? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Stingapore ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Where does]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/5gdsve-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/5gdsve-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 16:58:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a dumb bunny? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A hare brain ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Who]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3urkzk-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3urkzk-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 23:04:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Where do young cows eat lunch? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: In the calf-ateria ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/dqtre-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/dqtre-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2018 22:51:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: It needed a root canal :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3pakq4-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3pakq4-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2018 20:54:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What animal is always at a game of cricket? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bat ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/iwbhk-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/iwbhk-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 16:00:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3awquo-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3awquo-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2018 18:15:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What kind of music do planets listen to? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Nep-tunes :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3tn9ro-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3tn9ro-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:22:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/48gr1p-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/48gr1p-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 18:18:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they might peel]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/4smd3u-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/4smd3u-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 20:53:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Where do rabbits go after they marry? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bunny-moon :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/37nkym-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/37nkym-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 22:59:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why are fish so smart? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they live in schools :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/2mwu4z-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/2mwu4z-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 23:20:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3lxuxf-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/3lxuxf-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 23:38:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Matt :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/6dqw6l-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/6dqw6l-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2018 23:24:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Look! No hands!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/383ewf-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/383ewf-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2018 20:15:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A blood orange :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/6w21nc-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/6w21nc-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 20:36:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: An investigator :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/5snkpd-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/5snkpd-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 21:41:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A. They can’t stand fast food]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/2q2txz-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/2q2txz-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 02:41:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Food jokes pt3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A coco-naut. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/food-jokes-pt3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/food-jokes-pt3</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 20:09:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Food jokes pt2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Count Broccula!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/food-jokes-pt2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@jadeidol/food-jokes-pt2</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jadeidol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2018 23:33:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>